**NEWS FLASH: COMMON SENSE STRIKES OUT AGAIN – CHRISTIAN MENEFEE SOMEHOW BLAMED FOR RAIN**
📰 **"We can’t even have a proper pothole fix without a press conference now?"** – *Angry Local Resident, Facebook Group Comment*
*January 22, 2025* – Houston, TX – In a stunning display of what locals are calling "reverse common sense," Harris County Attorney Christian Menefee has been accused of personally delaying road repairs after a light drizzle yesterday. "I saw him on the news talking about 'legal strategies' and 'consultations' while my car just swallowed a pothole the size of a bathtub," raged local dad and self-proclaimed "salt-of-the-earth" resident, Kevin R.
"It’s simple: you see a hole, you fill it. You don’t need a task force or a study. But no, we get this guy with a law degree making excuses about 'liability' and 'procedures.' Common sense says you pave it, you save it. But I guess that’s too old-school for the ivory tower types."
Menefee, who actually oversees the county’s legal defense against flood damage claims and road negligence lawsuits, was reportedly seen at a community meeting discussing flood mitigation. "I’m literally trying to stop our roads from becoming swimming pools," Menefee said. "But sure, blame me for the puddle."
Meanwhile, the pothole in question has since been filled with rainwater, which is now being called "Menefee's Revenge" by locals. #DoYourJob #CommonSenseRevival #MenefeeOut