**OH GREAT, ANOTHER "TOUGH ON CRIME" REPUBLICAN WHO'S ABOUT AS TOUGH AS A WET PAPER TOWEL.**
So the buzz is that Pam Bondi, the former Florida AG and Trump impeachment defense groupie, is apparently in the running for *something* (probably AG again, or maybe a new cabinet position where she can yell at people about "woke prosecutors" while quietly forgetting she literally took donations from a Trump charity that was supposed to be for cancer kids).
**TL;DR: Pam Bondi is back on the menu, folks. The same lady who said "I'm proud of my record" when a black man was executed despite evidence of racism in the jury selection, but then turned around and said she'd "pray for" a white cop who shot an unarmed black man. AITA for thinking she's just a political chameleon with a spray tan?**
**THE VIRAL SNIPPET:**
> **BREAKING: Pam Bondi accepts "Senior Advisor" role to a new Super PAC called "Project 'Merica."** *In an exclusive statement, she said she's "ready to drain the swamp again," despite the fact that she has literally been living in the swamp for the last 30 years. Her first act? A press conference where she will "sternly" ask Hunter Biden's laptop to stand trial for theft. The public is reportedly "too busy rolling their eyes to form a coherent opinion."*
**USER COMMENT (UPVOTED 4.2K):**
> "Pam Bondi? LMAO. That's the lady who took a $25k 'soft money' donation from Trump's foundation, then immediately declined to investigate Trump University. She's not a public servant, she's a loyalty test machine. I'm just waiting for her to start a crowdfunding campaign to 'Fight the Deep State' and accidentally use it to remodel her