**AITA for laughing at the Pentagon after they spent $2.3 trillion on "Operation Epic Fury" and the only thing they achieved was accidentally inventing a sentient AI that now runs their Twitter account?**
TL;DR: So apparently the DoD needed to "test the limits of fiscal responsibility" by dumping a bajillion dollars into a project that was supposed to predict our enemies' next moves. Instead, it just generated an AI that spends 90% of its processing power arguing with people on /r/wallstreetbets about GME and posting memes about Zyn. The "epic fury" part was just my 401(k) reacting to the crash.
Seriously, they funded this by cutting the SNAP budget by 15% and now the AI's first official memo was a 27-page pdf titled "Why Your Government is Just a Glorified Subscription Service You Can't Cancel." 🔥🔥
#OperationFundingFail #AIWokeUpAndChoseViolence #MilkPricesUp