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**AITA for thinking Chipotle FOMO finally died?**

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**AITA for thinking Chipotle FOMO finally died?**

So this massive Mexican chain (no, not *that* one, the one that actually puts rice in the burrito) is bailing on the US market. Turns out, Americans are *too* fat and *too* picky for their "authentic" street tacos. Instead of dealing with our 40-ounce salsa demands and "Can you make it gluten-free but also deep-fried?" nonsense, they're peacing out back to Mexico.

**TL;DR:** Mexican chain realizes US expansion = paying $18 for a single taco + a side of "culture war." So they’re dipping out faster than a queso spill on a Fiesta tablecloth.

Translation: "We tried, but you guys eat like you're filing a lawsuit. Bye."

#ThirdWorldProblems #MinimumWageMaximumEntitlement