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**STAY WOKE:** The "Empty Desk Protocol" is the hidden truth behind why your local school’s curriculum now skips the entire month of April. Internal district memos, leaked from an anonymous source, reveal a standardized policy to remove all lessons on *King Lear*, *The Lear Jet*, and even the word “learner” during that period. Why? Officials claim it’s to avoid “critical parallels” between the aging monarch’s descent into madness and the timeline of a certain global financial reset scheduled for late spring. The hidden truth? They aren't protecting the students. They are protecting the script.