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**BREAKING: LEAR JET’S ‘ECONOMY MODE’ SENDS ENGINE FLYING INTO BARN — LOCAL SAYS ‘SO MUCH FOR COMMON SENSE’**

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**BREAKING: LEAR JET’S ‘ECONOMY MODE’ SENDS ENGINE FLYING INTO BARN — LOCAL SAYS ‘SO MUCH FOR COMMON SENSE’**

*A viral snippet from the Cedar Hills Community Watch Facebook Group:*

**Carl D.** — 3 mins ago

So the big news out here in Cedar Hills is that some hotshot flying their Learjet decided to engage "Eco Mode" to save a few bucks on fuel. Ended up losing an engine over the Turnpike. The flaming debris *somehow* landed in Larry’s barn. The cow’s fine, folks, but the barn is toast.

And now the pilot’s trying to blame "unexpected turbulence." Oh, please. A little common sense would’ve told you: **you can’t cheap out on thrust when you’re 30,000 feet up.** That’s just flying 101. They’re grounding the whole fleet for "safety checks." Too little, too late when Larry’s Saturday sausage business is up in smoke.

Anyone else see this coming a mile away? Guess common sense isn’t taught in flight school anymore.