BREAKING: Violet Affleck Spotted Eating a Salad in *Public* – Is This the End of Civilization? 😡
Look, I’m all for people making their own choices, but does Violet Affleck really need to sit at a sidewalk café in broad daylight, crunching on a $22 kale salad, while the rest of us are fighting for a parking spot at the grocery store? I saw it with my own eyes. She had sunglasses on INDOOR lighting. Common sense says: if you don’t want to be seen, eat in your mansion’s panic room like a normal celebrity.
And don’t even get me started on the “plastic-free” straw she was sipping from. I’m sure that paper straw saved the ozone layer while the private jet idled around the corner. Where’s the *common sense* for the rest of us who have to actually scrape ice off our windshields?
Share if you’re tired of the elite pretending they’re “just like us.” #CommonSenseForPeoria #AffleckGate2024