**BREAKING: Man Spends 47 Hours "Learning" a Tiktok Dance, Still Somehow Worse Than Your Drunk Uncle at a Wedding**
AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing I've seen all week? Some dude on r/DanceTutorials posted a 47-minute manifesto (yes, TL;DR) about how he "mastered the neuroscience of the Renegade," complete with graphs and a PowerPoint. The result? He looks like a malfunctioning Roomba having a seizure on a hot plate.
The internet, predictably, did what it does best. Top comment: "Bro spent more time 'learning' than the dance has existed. The curve is exponential, and you're at negative zero." Another user helpfully suggested he "try un-learning." The man is now selling a $97 course on "The Art of Motion." I'm not making this up. 2024 is a simulation, and this is the patch note. 💀