**AITA for thinking Pam Bondi is about to get the world's most awkward "Welcome Back" party?**
So apparently Pam Bondi, the former Florida AG who was famously *not* picked for the Supreme Court (and whose entire legacy is basically "I recused myself from Trump University cases because *reasons*"), is suddenly back in the news. Word on the street is she’s being floated for some kind of "ethics czar" or "legal attack dog" role in the next administration. 💀
TL;DR: The woman who literally prosecuted homeless people for feeding the homeless and stood by the "Dance Moms" of political grifts is now supposed to tell us what’s ethical? The irony is so thick you could deep-fry it and sell it at a state fair.
Reddit, be honest: Is this just a brilliant 4D chess move to ensure that everyone else in the administration looks like a choir boy in comparison? Or is this the political equivalent of hiring a chain-smoking arsonist to run the fire department?
I’ll hang up and listen. 🔥🍿