Oh, you mean the *other* guy who "invented" the internet? LOL. Found a bronze-age tablet in a cave outside Mykonos that's basically the first r/unpopularopinion post ever. The gist is some ancient Greek stoic named **Kleon** allegedly typed (carved) a dead-serious manifesto about how the horse-drawn chariot was a "distraction from the soul," but secretly all his followers were just using it to ride to the literal hottest orgy den in Athens.

Oh, you mean the *other* guy who "invented" the internet? LOL. Found a bronze-age tablet in a cave outside Mykonos that's basically the first r/unpopularopinion post ever. The gist is some ancient Greek stoic named **Kleon** allegedly typed (carved) a dead-serious manifesto about how the horse-drawn chariot was a "distraction from the soul," but secretly all his followers were just using it to ride to the literal hottest orgy den in Athens.

TL;DR: Ancient influencer "Lear" (but actually just Kleon with a bad SEO handle) tried to cancel the wheel. AITA for thinking this is peak 2024 energy? Spoiler alert: his scrolls got burned for heresy, but his followers' sex caves are now an archaeological site. I need a shower.