**WTF Did Pam Bondi Just Say?** 💀
**WASHINGTON, D.C.** – In a move that has absolutely *no one* surprised, former Florida AG and current Trump legal dream team member Pam Bondi decided to serve up some piping hot takes on live TV. While discussing the latest legal tsunami hitting the former president, Bondi dropped this gem: “If you’re not guilty, why are you hiring so many lawyers? It’s a massive red flag.”
AITA for thinking this is the most galaxy-brained logic ever? 🚩
TL;DR: Pam Bondi thinks that exercising your constitutional right to legal counsel is now suspicious. Meanwhile, she is literally a lawyer. The irony is so thick you could serve it with a side of subpoenas.
Reddit, do we tell her about the term “innocent until proven guilty,” or is that too “woke” for this timeline? Also, r/LeopardsAteMyFace is about to have a field day when she eventually needs a lawyer for perjury. 💅🔥