**🚨 WOKE CITY COUNCIL BANS 11-YEAR-OLD’S LEMONADE STAND – CITES “UNLICENSED COMMERCIAL ACTIVITY” 🚨**

**🚨 WOKE CITY COUNCIL BANS 11-YEAR-OLD’S LEMONADE STAND – CITES “UNLICENSED COMMERCIAL ACTIVITY” 🚨**

*Just when you thought common sense couldn’t sink any lower...* My neighbor’s kid, **Kane Parsons** (11 years old, just trying to buy a new bike), sets up a lemonade stand on the corner of Elm & 3rd for ONE afternoon. Charging 50 cents a cup. Now the city is threatening his *parents* with a $500 fine and a cease-and-desist letter!

“He didn’t have a temporary business permit,” the zoning board says. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is the exact reason our town is going downhill. We’ve got potholes everywhere, crime is up, and they’re wasting tax money harassing a HARDWORKING KID who’s learning the value of a dollar.

Meanwhile, the same council just approved a $50k “public art installation” that’s literally just a pile of painted bricks. Make it make sense.

**Share if you think Kane should be allowed to sell lemonade without a permit!** 🍋🤯 #SaveKanesLemonade #CommonSensePlease #ElmLemonadeGate