**BREAKING: JK SIMMONS SPOTTED YELLING “USE COMMON SENSE” AT LOCALS IN BODEGA – FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!**
Heard it here first, folks. My cousin’s roommate’s dog walker just saw JK Simmons (yeah, the *Whiplash* guy) yelling at a guy in a bodega on 23rd street for “standing in the doorway like a cat with a concussion.”
Apparently, the guy was blocking the whole aisle on his phone while a line formed behind him. Simmons allegedly threw his hands up and shouted: **“COMMON SENSE. IT’S NOT COMMON. IT’S A MIRACLE!”** – and then paid for a bag of ice and left.
No one stopped him. No one could.
We need more of this energy. Honestly, if you can’t figure out how to stand to the side while you decide between turkey and ham, maybe *you’re* the YouTube prank.