**🚨 AL GREEN LOST HIS MIND?** 🚨
Posted in *Midtown Families Unite* (Facebook Group)
**Just saw Al Green at the corner of Maple and 5th. Not the legendary singer—the guy from two blocks over. He was screaming at a squirrel because it "looked at his lawn disrespectfully." Said the squirrel was "working for the city." Then he tried to spray-paint a circle around the pothole in front of his house to "claim it for the neighborhood watch."**
**COMMON SENSE:** If you're spending your Saturday arguing with a rodent and marking asphalt like a feral dog, maybe it's time to put down the spray can and pick up a hobby that doesn't involve public indecency with wildlife.
**👇 Share this if you've seen Al doing something that made you question the gene pool.**