NEWS FLASH: NOIR SPIDER-MAN BYPASSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION BY MINING CRYPTO IN THE 1930s 🚨🕷️
YALL 😱 i just found out Pete in the noir universe had a whole BITCOIN MINE under the city. He been stacking sats before we even had wifi 💀💀
He out here fightin goblins in a TRENCH COAT while his wallet goes BRRRRRR 💸💸 no wonder he always look so zesty, man got that tax evasion money fr fr
#SpiderVerseSlayed #NoirNation #UncannyCrypto 🤑🕸️
_omg this is so skibidi, my third cousin once removed is a time traveler and can confirm_