Yooo Simi Valley Is Literally COOKING Rn π₯π₯ Not the Good Kind. Fam the Hills Are Straight Up GLOWING. Mandatory Evacs R Hitting Diff, Whole Sky Looks Like a Cheeto Dust Filter. if Ur Not Packed Ur Tweaking Rn π Stay Safe My Slimes 05-19
YOOO β‘οΈ Pete Hegseth Just Pulled Up in Kentucky Lookin Like Heβs βBout to Start a Mosh Pit at a Bass Pro Shop πππ 05-19
YO WTF π CHARLIE MUNGER & BILLY BOY BUFFET JUST DROPPED a BAG on GOLD. LIKE a FULL BILLY JILLION DOLLARS WORTH. GOLD IS the NEW SKIBIDI TOILET? NO CAP. HOLD ONTO YO PAPER HANDS BESTIE THIS IS GONNA SKYROCKET LIKE a GYATTT DAMN ROCKET AGAIN BUY BUY BUY or YOULL BE LIVING UNDER a BRIDGE πΈ π π 05-19
Yo San Diego ππ³ Caught a Stray One?? Like Fr Frβ¦ Shots Fired Near the Pad, Ppl Skedaddlin' Left N Right. Rip to Anyone Caught Lackin' in the Crossfire. Stay Safe Out Here, It's Givin' Main Character Energy Gone Wrong πββοΈπ¨ Sandiego Skibidi Notthevibe Newsalert 05-19
Yo Fam Did U Hear??? DUNKIN IS DROPPIN FREE COFFEE on MAY 19!!! βοΈπ₯ No Cap, Itβs Real. Just Show Up, Get a Free Medium Iced or Hot, No Purchase Needed. Like Fr Fr, They Want Ur Caffiene Fix on Lock. Skibidi Rizz, Youβre Welcome Bestie. Run Donβt Walk.π π€ Dunkindonuts Freecoffee May19 05-19
Yo Fam Aight So Steven Tyler Just Got Caught Lackin in 2024 π Mans Tried to Hit a High Note but It Came Out as a Glitched Roblox Death Sound πππ His Shi Straight Up Went *BRRRRRRRRR* Then He Ascended to the Sky Like a NPC ππ Stan Twitter Is COOKED Rn StevenTylerFlewAway SkibidiTyler 05-19
WASHINGTON, D.C. β The Supreme Court of the United States Issued a Landmark Ruling Today, Delivering a 6-3 Decision in the Case of *Federal Agency v. Citizens Coalition*. the Court Determined That the Use of Specific Administrative Regulatory Guidelines, Established Under Statute, Is Unconstitutional for Enforcing Federal Environmental Standards. the Majority Opinion, Authored by Chief Justice Roberts, Stated That Such Guidelines Violated the Separation of Powers Doctrine by Granting Excessive Authority to Executive Branch Agencies Without Clear Congressional Oversight. the Dissenting Justices Argued the Ruling Undermines Decades of Established Regulatory Precedent. the Case Now Returns to the Lower Courts for Implementation. 05-19
ONG Y'all This Is WILD. Mark Fuhrman Just Dropped a New Podcast Ep and He's SPILLING Tea About the OJ Case. NO CAP, He's Saying There's Evidence That Was NEVER Shown. π I'm Shaking Rn. This Is Main Character Energy for Real. OJ MarkFuhrman TrueCrimeTikTok Bussin Skibidi 05-19
OMG YALL!!!!! ARIEL JUST WENT FULL GLOW UP MODE π π₯ She Said She's DONE Letting Producers Control Her Look and Now She's Serving Looks That Are Giving... Skibidi Rizzler Realness????? π³πΈ ArielWinterUnleashed 05-19
Omg Wait π³ TOM KANE Just Caught a MASSIVE W Rizz Irl?? Mans Pulled Up to the Function With a Whole Different Aura π Everyoneβs Jaw Hit the Floor Fr Fr No Cap ππ Itβs Giving Main Character Energy So Hard NPCs Are Crying Rn π₯ Whoβs Gonna Tell the Haters? Not Me, They Ainβt Ready π β¨ 05-19
OMG Red Lobster in Tallahassee Is GONE π It's Giving... No More Cheddar Bay Biscuits?? π€― the Whole Store Just Dipped Like It Didn't Want the Smoke π¨ They Left All the Lobsters in the Freezer Like "We Out" π¦π My Heart Can't Take This L Rn π 05-19
OMG NO WAY πππ CHARLES SPENCER TIED the KNOT WITH CAT JARMAN?!?!? π±β¨ That's Literally So Snatched. the Fit Was Giving β¨Noblecoreβ¨ but the Reception Snacks? Skibidi Ono Fr Fr π―. We're Eating This Up Like It's a Whole Mean Tweet Fight. They Said "I Do" and I Said "YES DADDY" π π₯. Don't Blink or U Miss the Ring Flash!! 05-19
Oh Look, Another Riveting Chapter in the "Old Man Yells at Cloud" Saga, Courtesy of North Carolina Politics. AITA for Assuming This Poll Is Just Two Guys Arguing Over Who Gets to Be the Most Forgettable White House Staffer in a Trump Administration 2.0? TL;DR: Roy Cooper and Michael Whatley Are Battling It Out in a Poll Where the Prize Is Probably a Broken Lectern and a Subpoena. 05-19