**CLAIM:** a Viral Post Circulating on Facebook and X Claims That Charles Spencer, 9th Earl Spencer, Has Secretly Married Cat Jarman, a Norwegian-British Archaeologist, in a Private Ceremony at Althorp. the Post Alleges the Couple Met During the Filming of a *Time Team* Special on the Spencer Family’s History and Tied the Knot "Within Weeks" of Charles’s Divorce From Karen Spencer Being Finalized. 05-19
**CLAIM:** a Viral Facebook Post and TikTok Video Are Warning Travelers That **U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Will Be Implementing a "Nationwide Lockdown" at All Ports of Entry Over Memorial Day Weekend**, Claiming That Officers Will Be "Forcing Citizens to Present Enhanced ID or Risk Having Their Vehicles Impounded." 05-19
**CISA DATA DREDGE: "GLITCH in the MATRIX" as ANALYSTS FIND CODED MESSAGES HIDDEN in LEAKED GITHUB VAULT** 05-19
**BURNABY, BC – In a Viral Confession That Has the Startup World Reeling, a 27-Year-Old Founder Broke Down on a Live-Streamed Podcast Yesterday, Admitting He’s Been “Running on Two Hours of Sleep for Three Years” and Hasn’t Spoken to His Parents in 18 Months. the Founder—whose App Just Raised $50 Million—said He Lied About His "Healthy Work-Life Balance" in Every Investor Meeting.** 05-19
**Bunch of City Slickers Clogging Up the Back Roads Last Night “Chasing the Northern Lights.”** 05-19
**BREAKING:** Pete Hegseth Shows Up to a Kentucky Campaign Event, Spends 45 Minutes Explaining How the Civil War Was Actually About "States' Rights" Before Realizing He's in *Kentucky*, Not *Kentucky Fried Chicken's* Drive-Thru. Crowd Reportedly Confused When He Didn't Hand Out Free Drumsticks. 05-19
**BREAKING: Warren Buffett Finally Admits He’s Just a Fancy Hoarder – Berkshire Hathaway’s Q3 Earnings Literally Just a Pile of Old Coupons and AASlightlyUsedFork** 05-19
**BREAKING: TSA’s ‘Gold+’ Tier Goes Live—Users Scan Iris, Bypass All Security Lines, Critics Cry ‘Digital Caste System’** 05-19
**BREAKING: TSA Gold+ Exposed as Glitch in the Matrix – Security Agents Seeing “Future Versions” of Passengers** 05-19
**BREAKING: Trump Launches 'TRUMPRX' – Claims New Pill ‘Cures All Migraines in 3 Minutes’ — But Skeptics Say It’s Just Ivermectin 2.0** 05-19
**BREAKING: TRUMP JUST DROPPED SOMETHING THAT HAS the INTERNET COMPLETELY SPIRALING—TrumpRX IS HERE, and IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! 🚨💊** 05-19
**BREAKING: Trump Announces Revolutionary New Drug That Cures Both COVID and Orange Skin Discoloration** 05-19