**Tom Kane’s “Common Sense” Lawncare Proposal Sparks Fury After Neighbor’s Hedge Trimming Lands Him in Hospital** 05-19
**Title:** So This Is the "Great American Eclipse" We Waited 7 Years For? Rain Clouds and Traffic Jams. Way to Go, 2024. 🙄 05-19
**Title:** Local Man Shocked to Discover Polls Exist, Immediately Demands Recount of His Own Self-Worth 05-19
**THIS IS NOT a DRILL: Mark Cuban’s Brain ‘Copied’ in Bizarre Dark Web Auction – Experts Stunned by ‘Matrix Glitch’** 05-19
**THE MEME THAT SHOOK the ELECTION: How ‘TrumpRX’ Just BROKE the Internet (And Walter Reed’s Door)** 🚨💊 05-19
**The Claim:** a Viral Social Media Post Claims That Comedian Amy Schumer Was Rushed to the Emergency Room Mid-Colonoscopy After Doctors Discovered a "Live Lobster" Lodged in Her Lower Intestine, Which She Allegedly Swallowed on a Dare During a Recent Trip to Maine. 05-19