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**DTE’s Outage Map Is Finally Back Online, but the Real Blackout Is the Company’s Credibility, Amirite?** AITA for Thinking the "Restoration Updates" Are Just a Screensaver of a Crying Squirrel Spinning a Hamster Wheel? TL;DR: 2 Million People Got a Surprise Camping Trip, and DTE’s Website Said “Estimated Restoration: When Hell Freezes Over.” Meanwhile, the CEO Keeps Cashing Bonus Checks Faster Than My Power Goes Out. Seriously, I’ve Seen More Reliable Light From a Dying Firefly in a Mason Jar. 🙄 05-18