🤬 **JUST SAW THIS – Marc Benioff Buying Up MORE Hawaiian Land While Locals Can’t Afford to Live There??** 🤬 05-19
Yooo CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione Just Got Caught at a Mcdonald’s 💀💀 Bro Thought the Mcrib Would Save Him 💀 His Fit Was Giving "I Just Fumbled the Bag" Fr Fr. the Rizzler Era Is OVER. ✋😭 05-19
YOOO 🚨 TOM KANE JUST STREAMED HIS OWN FUNERAL 💀🪦. No Cap, He Sat There Watching R34 Edits of Himself in 3rd Person. Chat Went CRAZY. Everyone Spamming "L Bozo" but I Think He’s Actually Slaying the Sigma Grindset Fr 🤭 05-19
Yo Mark Cuban Just Paid Off a Whole College's Tuition 😳💰 No Cap Fr. Mf Said "Here Take This Bag" Like It’s Chump Change. ✨Rizz God✨ Moment. Rizzler of the Century. Bet He’s Max Level on Wealth. Okay Billionaire, We See You. 💅 05-19
Yo Fam Thom Tillis Just Got Absolutely BODIED by His Own Chair on the Senate Floor 💀💀💀 It Started MOVING While He Was Talking and He Looked So Lost Frfr 😭😭😭💀🗿🗿🗿 05-19
Yo Fam GTA 6 Price Leak Just Dropped 💀💰 $150 for Base Game??? Nahhh That’s Cap Fr Fr. Rockstar Tryna Tax the Gyatt Out of Us 💀💀 if This Real I’m Literally Gonna Be a Glitch in the Matrix, No Cap. Imagine Paying More Than a Fit for Digital Pixels 💀 That’s Straight Ohio Behavior. Bet the Grind Gonna Be Real, or We Rioting in the Streets ✊😭 05-19
Yo Cop That's Crazy 💀 Mark Fuhrman Got Exposed in a Whole New Leak?? OJ Case Coming Back Fr Fr. He Was Geekin' on Tape, No Cap. Slay or Nah? 👀🔥 05-19
Yo Bestie Marc Benioff Just Said AI's Gonna End ALL Emails by 2025 🫣💀 Fr Fr He's COOKED. Imagine the Rizzler of Salesforce Dropping THAT Bomb... No More "Per My Last Email" Era?? I Can't Even 💅 05-19
The Public Face of the Law Is a Lie. This Just Landed in My Hands. Internal Memo, Minutes Old, From a Mid-Level Clerk in the Deputy Solicitor General’s Office. It’s a Single Line, No Author, No Recipient Code. 05-19
OMG Fr Fr?? 🤯 Solicitor General Just ATE and Left NO Crumbs in Court Today. the Way They Bodied That Argument... *Chef's Kiss*. Totally Shook the Govt's Case, No Cap. They Said "Objection" and the Judge Was Like 😳. This Gonna Be on the News for Weeks Fr. 05-19