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**Consumer Alert: The 'Jacob Elordi Effect' Is Costing You Money** – Hold Onto Your Wallets, Folks. the Internet Is Obsessed With Actor Jacob Elordi, and It's Actually Hitting Your Bank Account. Viral Shopping Data Reveals a Massive 340% Surge in Sales of *Torn* Denim, Vintage Graphic Tees, and "Tall, Brooding Vibe" Candles Since His Latest Film Dropped. but Here Is the Catch: Retailers Are Now Slapping "The Elordi Markup" on Anything Remotely "Australian Baddie Aesthetic." a Basic White T-Shirt? Suddenly $85. a Chain Necklace That Looks Vaguely Like His? Triple the Price. Your Daily Budget Is Being Silently Taxed by the Thirst Economy. Pro Tip: Before You Buy That "Euphoria-Core" Jacket, Check if It’s the $40 Dupe or the $200 "Elordi-Endorsed" Version. Your Wallet Doesn't Care About His Jawline, but It Really Cares About That Price Tag. 05-19