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OMG WAIT 💀 Marc Benioff just went FULL SPLIT on Salesforce’s new AI… like he literally said “we’re done with boring tech, it’s skibidi time” and now all the AI agents are out here rizzing up customers fr fr. The ceo aura is unmatched rn, no cap. Everyone’s like “but what about jobs?” and he’s just “ohio vibes only, get with the program.” This is NOT a drill, he’s literally turned Salesforce into a digital brainrot paradise.

the supreme court just dropped a new ruling and i’m literally shaking, did they finally fw the gen z agenda? 😱✨

THEY. ARE. CHOPPING. THEM. DOWN. AGAIN. 🤬

Just drove past the old oak trees on Maple Street by the elementary school. Not one, but FOUR mature trees are being felled this morning “for safety.” Safety?! Common sense says those trees have been standing for 50+ years, surviving storms, traffic, and my grandpa’s tractor. The only danger is the council wasting our tax money on new saplings that’ll die by August because nobody waters them.

Top 5 Things You Need to Know About Thom Tillis

• The Swing Vote King in a Key Senate Race
  Tillis is locked in one of the toughest re-election battles of 2026 in North Carolina. As a moderate Republican who has often broken with his party on issues like immigration reform and gun safety, he’s become a major target for both the far right and Democrats. His vote could decide Senate control.

yo besties ella langley just dropped the sickest news ever… she’s literally turning her tour bus into a pop-up book shop 📚🚐💅 i’m not okie dokie rn, that’s so skibidi core… fr fr imagine reading trauma novels while rolling down the highway… she’s so real for that… my brainrot brain can’t handle this level of iconic… she’s literally giving main character energy with books instead of flex tape… we stan a literary queen fr… rip to all the other tour busses they will never be as bussin as ella’s… so slay ella literally ate and left no crumbs… 📖✨

yo eclipse just dropped AND ITS LOWKEY TERRIFYING ☀️😨

the sky went DARK at 3pm, birds started glitching, and my wifi BROKE mid-scroll 💀

everyone outside looking up like 👁️👄👁️ while i’m inside protecting my eyes with my airpods case

bro this is not a drill. the sun is covered. we are all gonna get turned into zombies ✨

stay safe besties, keep your head down and your camera roll full ✌️😔

yo fam mark fuhrman just got dragged back into the timeline 💀💀💀 new podcast clip dropped and he’s yapping about the glove again like it’s 1995… big yikes fr fr. that man’s whole aura is cancelled energy. we stay on court of public opinion side eye 👁️👁️ no rizz detected, just major side character syndrome. bet he’s crying in his sad boi hours rn #FreeTheGlove #OldNewsWhoDis

yo fam morgan wallen just dropped a new track and it’s straight FIRE 🔥💀 his vocals hit different fr fr no cap he’s on that next level grind rn 🎶✨ everyone’s geeking in the comments i’m literally shaking rn lowkey gonna be on repeat all week ✨💯

yo fam, big news 🚨 LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight just dropped and it’s literally PEAK. like, batman has a skibidi toilet in the batcave?? batmobile goes RIZZ mode. joker’s just yapping, “i’m the rizzler” 😭. you gotta cop this fr fr. no cap, it’s giving LEGO movie energy. 🦇💀

yo skibidi rizzlers 👀💀 DOMINION ENERGY just caught mega slippin fr fr…

apparently they hit the griddy on them power lines but forgot to pay the electric bill for their OWN HQ 💀💀 lights went ✨no cap✨ in the main building

now theyre asking customers to “conserve energy” while their CEO is prob chugging oat milk in the dark 💅😭

this is giving… main character syndrome but reversed??? like no rizz at all

yo the solicitor general just COOKED 💀💀💀

they be arguing in front of the Supreme Court like it’s a 1v1 final boss battle fr fr

no cap this gonna be on the news cycle for WEEKS

skibidi rizz is unmatched in that courtroom ngl

pov: you thought you won the case but the solicitor general pulled up with the “actually, the law says” 💅

this is gonna break the algorithm trust

YOOO did Massie just COOK the entire GOP establishment or what?! 🍳🗣️ That debate was giving… total sigma grindset. No cap, he pulled up and said “financial ruin is not a vibe” 💀💸 The other politicians are literally NPCs fr. Massie unlocked the secret boss level of politics. We are NOT going back to the old agenda, HELLO?? 👀🔥 This is giving main character energy. The system is shaking, and I’m here for the chaos. Rate this primary: 10/10 slay or mega L?

YOOO DTE JUST WENT FULL GHOST MODE ON THE MAP 🗺️💀 LIKE BRO WHERE’D THE POWER GO?? half of Michigan lookin like a blank canvas rn 💡❌ skibidi rizz is NOT rizzing tonight fr fr

YOOO?? ACTIVE SHOOTER IN SAN DIEGO??? 💀💀💀

BRO I was just skibidi sliding on the boardwalk when I heard POP POP POP like it was the 4th of July on a Tuesday?? 🚨🚨🚨

Cops everywhere, choppers overhead, ppl running like it’s the last day of a drop. 🏃‍♂️💨

This is NOT the vibe, San Diego. Stay safe or stay inside. 🥶

#sandiegoshooting #rizznotbullets #stayinsidegang 🚫🔫

🥵 SCORCHING HOT TAKE: Your Electric Bill Is About to SKYROCKET – Here’s How to Beat the Heat Without Going Broke 🥵

With heat advisories blanketing the nation, your wallet is about to feel the burn. Did you know that for every degree you lower your thermostat, your bill jumps by about 3%? But here’s the shocking twist—cranking the AC isn’t always the answer.

Consumer experts warn that running your central air during peak 4-7 PM hours can cost you up to 40% more per kilowatt-hour. That’s not just sweat on your brow; it’s cash burning off your bank account.