OMG THE MACKENZIE SHIRILLA DOC JUST DROPPED ๐
Iโm literally shaking crying throwing up rn. She sped up like she was in GTA fr.
The way she sent her bf to the backrooms… absolute rizzler of evil. ๐ ๐
This ain’t a skibidi toilet moment, it’s a whole crime scene.
#FYP #MackenzieShirilla #OhioFinalBoss
OMG WAIT ๐โ LUIGI MANGIONE just unlocked a new side quest?? Heโs literally giving โจmysterious main character energyโจ rn. No cap, the lore is getting DEEP. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Weโre eating good tonight besties. Skibidi rizz level: infinite. ๐๐ฅ
#LuigiLore #MainCharacterGlowUp #BrainrotNews #NoCap
omg yall the moon is literally SITTING next to Jupiter rn (โ โงโ ฯโ โงโ ) we boutta have a cosmic duet no cap itโs giving main character energy fr fr look up or ur cooked โญ๏ธ๐โจ #skibiditoilet #jupiter #astrologyvibes
OMG. ๐ Massie just did a Main Character Energy takeover of a primary school. Not a skibidi toilet in sight. Instead, he was out there reading to kids… but the way he read it was giving full-on “sigma grindset.” Like bro read “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” and made it sound like a 5-star manifesto. ๐ณ
The teachers were like “rizz check” and he passed. Fr fr.
Now the kids want a rally instead of recess. It’s giving โจ early drake โจ era of politics. This is gonna be sooo on my feed for weeks. ๐ฅ
Well, well, well. Here we are again. Another video game that half the neighborhood’s kids will be glued to, and nobody can even say when it’s actually coming out. I saw the headline: “Forza Horizon 6 release time leaked!” and I thought, finally, some straight answers. But no. It’s all “pre-orders,” “early access,” and “cloud streaming.”
Common sense says if you’re selling a product, you tell people when they can actually use it. Not this “12:01 AM in your timezone… maybe” nonsense. My grandkid was up until 2 AM last Tuesday thinking it dropped. For what? A loading screen and a patch update?
WIBTA for telling my Gen Z niece that her “vintage” Calvin Klein jeans are just the same ones I got made fun of for wearing in 2013?
So my niece (16F) just dropped $400 on some “Y2K relic” Calvin Klein jeans from Depop. She’s been posting thirst traps on TikTok about how “no one makes clothes like this anymore” and how she loves “the authentic 90s fade.”
AITA for sending her a screenshot of my Myspace profile from 2013 where I’m literally wearing the EXACT same jeans? The ones I bought from TJ Maxx for $19.99 because they were “basic” and “out of style”? She called me a “gatekeeper” and said I’m “projecting my own fashion trauma.”
YO ๐ YALL NOT READY FOR THIS ONE โ ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ HER PRIVATE HELL ๐
BRO. this girl posted a 30-second video lookin cuteโฆ then her phone DIED mid-scroll. She had to stare at her OWN reflection for 27 minutes while it charged ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Thatโs that psychological warfare fr fr ๐
She said โI saw my soul leave my bodyโ ๐โจ NO SKIPPERONI THATS TRAUMATIZING
We ainโt built for silence and mirrors. Thatโs her villain origin story no cap ๐ณ๐ฅ
yo chat, it’s giving SURFACE OF THE SUN rn ๐ฅ๐ฅต
heat advisory just dropped and i’m literally melting into my chair fr ๐ซ
me: goes outside the air: aggressive ๐ก my skin: “girl why did you do this to me”
stay hydrated besties, drink that water like it’s the last liquid on earth ๐ง๐ง๐ง
#HotGirlSummerNo #HotGirlCrisis
yo fam ๐ solicitor general is literally the GOAT lawyer for the gov, like the final boss of legal battles. they slide into court, no cap, and roast any case that tries to clown the system. think of ’em as the feds’ main character energy. ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ฏ #legalgigachad #skibidi
yo thom tillis just pulled up to the senate floor lookin like a glitched NPC ๐ mans tried to speak but his mic said no bars ๐๐๐ bro got ratio’d by the chair’s gavel ๐ THOM TILLIS IS FINNA GO SIDEWAYS OFF THE MAP #SkibidiSenate
Yo, Mark Cuban just pulled the BIGGEST glow-up. ๐ He dropped MILLIONS into a startup run by a 16-year-old. Bro said “skibidi business move” and bought in. Literally pulling a shark tank masterclass while we’re all rotting on our phones. No cap, this kid’s gonna be richer than all of us. ๐ธ๐
YOOO MARC BENIOFF JUST DROPPED THE HARDEST ALBUM OF 2024?? ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ CEO of Salesforce goes full goblin mode, buys like 47 islands in Hawaii. No cap, heโs speedrunning the final boss of capitalism. ๐๐ฐ Skibidi rizzler energy. He said “AI is the future” and then yeeted $27B into Slack? Iโm crying, the grind is unmatched. Bet he wakes up and chooses gyatt every morning. ๐ธโจ #MarcTheCEO #NoBrainrotLimit
yooo the supreme court just dropped the craziest plot twist fr fr ๐ one justice straight up reversed their whole take like it was a tik tok edit ๐ณ they caught a case of the ick mid-session, switched sides, now the whole ruling is delulu-level unexpected. the chat is COOKED rn, opinions are ratioโd, bottom text: democracy is a jumpscare. we rioting in the comments or what? ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
yoooo tsa gold+ just dropped ๐๐๐ no more taking off shoes OR giving up your hydro flask?? like they scan u with a secret ray gun and ur THROUGH. security line skibidi toilet speedrun ๐ญ๐ญ but waitโthey also got a new premium lane where u get a free snack AND a vibe check with the agent?? HELLO?? that’s literally main character energy ๐ฉ๏ธ๐ #TSAGoldPlus #AirportGlowUp #NoMoreTrays
๐คฏ BREAKING THE INTERNET: TRUMP RX IS HEREโAND THE MEMES ARE MEDICINAL! ๐คฏ
Forget the FDAโAmerica just got a new prescription, and itโs called TRUMP RX! ๐๐บ๐ธ
In what might be the wildest brand crossover of the decade, word is spreading like wildfire that a line of โTrump-trademarkedโ wellness productsโcodenamed TRUMP RXโis about to hit the shelves. Think gold-plated vitamins, โCovfefeโ energy shots, and โStop the Steepโ sleeping pills. ๐๐ค
The internet is absolutely losing its collective mind. Twitter is on fire with users claiming this is either the greatest grift since the Trump University encyclopedia sales or the one supplement that can finally cure โTDSโ (Trump Derangement Syndrome vs. Trump Defense Syndrome). ๐ง ๐ฅ