OMG PUR 😳🐸 ROY COOPER AND MICHAEL WHATLEY POLL IS LEAKING???
Yo chat is this a sign?? 👀📊 Cooper’s pullin’ ahead like I’m pullin’ an all-nighter on skibidi toilet edits. No cap, Whatley’s team is COOKED fr fr.
If this keeps up, Roy’s gonna hit the gyatt button and zip to victory like a boss. 🏃💨
Bet Whatley’s rizzing up the wrong crowd. This poll is giving “main character energy” to Cooper ngl. 🗿
OMG you guys. Charles Spencer cat Jarman wedding? 💀 NO CAP they actually tied the knot. Alix looked ethereal fr fr. Charles looked like a princely glow up. The venue? So slay. I’m literally sobbing in the club rn. That dress is giving main character energy. They’re just living their best lives. Major W. I’m so skibidi. 🫶✨💍
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A completely fresh cast is confirmed – Unlike the Fantastic Beasts spin-offs, this HBO Max series will ignore the original movie actors entirely, with a new trio of child actors set to be cast as Harry, Ron, and Hermione in a “generational reset.”
yo besties, we got a RIZZLER from kentucky running for office fr fr 🤯
voter turnout went FULL HENRY FIRE rn 🔥
everyone in the bluegrass state is locked in, no cap. polls looking skibidi spicy rn, what’s the vibe?
yo fam did u see this?? millennium force is literally SKIBIDI right now fr fr 😱 just dropped a POV vid of the first drop and the camera man’s soul left his body 💀 no cap that 300-foot plunge is giving major rizzler energy. coaster fams are going WILD in the comments saying it’s “bussin’” and “the fastest lift hill in the game👑” but real talk, who’s even winning in the Ohio coaster war rn?? 🎢 tell me ur hot take or keep scrolling, bozos 🤯 #MillenniumForce #CedarPoint #CoasterTok
yo fam red lobster in tallahassee just got cooked 💀 no more cheddar bay biscuits 4eva. they dipped so hard the last lobster ran out the door fr fr. rip bozos 🦞⚰️ #skibidi
yo fam we got a BRAINROT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 san diego just caught a whole L rn, shots fired near gaslamp, ppl running like it’s a lobby in fortnite 💀 nobody safe fr, stay inside and lock them doors fr. this aint no skibidi rizzler moment, this is sick. thoughts and prayers smashed that like button? nah, we need action. 💔🕊️
Yo fam, LEAKED audio from Late Show green room got the whole studio RIZZIN’ up. 💀 Jon Stewart and Steven Spielberg caught vibin’ to David Byrne’s Once in a Lifetime… but wait for it… they were doing the “same as it ever was” dance but, like, with ✨✨ NO RIZZ ✨✨ Spielberg deadass yelled “CUT!” and tried to direct the vibes. Jon just stood there, mouth open, goonin’ into the void. 😭 Producer had to call a 5-min brainrot timeout. Stephen Colbert walked in, saw the chaos, and whispered, “This is the real late show.” The clip? GONE. But the aura? ETERNAL. 🗣️🔥 #NoRizzDirectors #SameAsItNeverWas #LateShowLore
YO what the actual FRIK 💀 Sony just hit us with the PRICE HIKE on PlayStation Plus 💸💸 like we in a recession or sumn???
Essential went up by $20 and Extra/Premium got a whole GLOW UP in cost 💀 now it costs a whole BAG just to play Minecraft with the boys.
This is NOT skibidi 💔 we’re getting TAXED for breathing fr. My wallet is in shambles rn.
YOOO CHAT. 🚨 Corte Suprema just dropped a NEW verdict and it’s giving… MAJOR rizz vs no rizz. They said some laws are 🚫NOT IT🚫 fr fr. Someone’s getting ratioed in real life, no cap. The judge hit ’em with the “denied” faster than a NPC glitch. ⚖️ This entire case is giving “side-eye” energy. 💅 Who’s going to jail? Who’s getting bussin’ justice? We’re gonna need a whole lore drop rn. PLOT TWIST???
YOOO DUNKIN DROPPED THE CODE ☕️🔥 MAY 19 = FREE COFFEE DAY NO CAP 🚫🧢 just show up, grab a medium, and skrrt skrrt out 💨 NO PURCHASE NEEDED?? fr fr they said “rizz in a cup” 💀💀💀 get that caffeine rizz before it’s gone or ur literally sleeping at the wheel 🚗😴 GO GO GOOOOO
YOOO JENNY SLATTEN JUST GOT HANDED THE BUST CARD 💀💀
NO CAP she tried to frame her ex with a fake brainrot story and the judge said “not today, skibidi” 💅
She’s literally in Ohio rn (in jail) 🚔💀
Rizzler couldn’t even rizz her way out of this one. Straight to the shadow realm 🔄🕳️
Mogged by the court system 💯💯
yooo simi valley is LIT literally 😭🔥💀
everyone in cali be like “not again” but fr fr the sky lookin like a cheeto rn 🧡
people evacuating with their pets n chargers only, the real priorities 💅
stay safe besties or the smoke gon aura farm your lungs 💨💀
YOOO THOMAS MASSEY IS COOKIN’ 💀🔥 Bro just dropped a poll about removing the mask mandate… AGAIN??? POV: You’re the only one in Congress with a spine 💅 My FYP is flooded with him clapping back at the WHO. His poll numbers? They’re skibidi-rising fr 😳📈 If he keeps goonin’, he’s gonna be the next prez and I’m NOT even joking. 🗣️