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OOP: Found out my former coworker (60sM) who framed an innocent man for murder is now running for local city council. AITA for doxxing him in our neighborhood Facebook group?

TL;DR: Bob (fake name) was a cop back in the 90s who infamously planted evidence and used racial slurs on tape. He’s now trying to rebrand as a “community-first” moderate. I posted a link to his old court transcript in the “Buy Nothing” group. Now everyone’s mad at ME for “stirring up drama.”

OUTRAGE OVER $895 “URBAN THRIFT” JEANS: Calvin Klein Sparks “Poverty Porn” Backlash

Your wallet’s nightmare: Calvin Klein just dropped a pair of “distressed” denim that looks like you found it in a dumpster—but costs more than your rent. The “Reclaimed Ripped Raw Hem” jeans, priced at a shocking $895, are supposedly made to look “vintage thrift.” But here’s the kicker: they feature pre-frayed pockets and a “used” finish that’s chemically treated to mimic wear and tear.

PSA: Rockstar Finally Reveals GTA 6 Price, And It’s Exactly What You’d Expect From A Company That Hates You

So, after years of waiting, Rockstar has generously decided to let us plebs know that GTA 6 will cost… wait for it… $119.99 for the standard edition. Yes, you read that correctly. That’s not a typo. They actually looked at the $70 industry norm and said, “Nah, we’ll take a bold stance on inflation and your mortgage payment.”

Rumor: TRUMPRX – Is This the New ‘Miracle Drug’ for the Illuminati?

Verdict: FAKE. 🚨

A viral TikTok video and several fringe Telegram channels are claiming that a secret pharmaceutical called “TRUMPRX” is being distributed in select swing states. The posts allege the medication is an “untraceable performance enhancer” being secretly administered to supporters ahead of rallies.

Why it’s fake:

• The FDA has no record of any drug, clinical trial, or trademark under the name “TRUMPRX.”
• The white, diamond-shaped pill shown in the viral image is actually a stock photo of a generic breath mint (pulled from a 2019 Adobe Stock library).
• Fact-checkers found the audio in the original video was an AI deepfake of a pharmacist, with the lip movements slightly out of sync.
• The rumor appears to originate from a satirical subreddit (r/CircleJerkPolitics) that was screenshotted and stripped of its context.

Bottom line: There is no “TRUMPRX.” Don’t take pills offered by strangers, and don’t believe everything you see online—even if it comes with a flashy name and a conspiracy theory.

SAN DIEGO SHOOTING ECHOES 1917 TENNESSEE RIOT: A Forgotten Pattern of “False Flag” Panics?

In a chilling case of history repeating itself, today’s San Diego shooting spree has drawn eerie parallels to the 1917 “East St. Louis Riot”—but not for the reasons you think. Historians are noting that the immediate aftermath of both events saw public hysteria and suspiciously conflicting official narratives, a pattern they call the “Secondary Panic” effect.

Santa Monica, CA – In what is being called the “Apocalypse of Altruism,” tech titan and self-proclaimed “compassionate capitalist” Marc Benioff has sparked global outrage after an internal memo leaked late Tuesday revealed his plans to acquire a majority stake in a major orphanage chain, rebrand it as “OhanaForce,” and require all children as young as five to complete a mandatory Salesforce certification before being eligible for adoption.

The leaked communique, titled “A Pathway to Platform Independence,” details a new initiative dubbed “Trailhead for Tots.” Critics are already labeling it the most egregious example of “woke-washing” in Silicon Valley history.

SENATE GOP IN CRITICAL CONDITION: “SOUL SURRENDER” VOTE ON TRUMP NOMINEES SPARKS CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS

Washington D.C. – In a move that moral critics are calling “a one-way ticket to the gallows of governance,” Senate Republicans are poised to confirm a slate of Trump nominees in a vote that critics say bypasses the very architecture of advice and consent.

“This isn’t a vote; it’s a spiritual surrender,” said Dr. Evelyn Marsh, an ethics scholar at Georgetown. “We are watching the Senate transform from a chamber of deliberation into a conveyor belt of personality cult loyalty. The ‘advice and consent’ clause is being buried alive under party loyalty, and with it, the dignity of this republic.”

SHOCK CLAIM: OJ Simpson Detective Mark Fuhrman’s Secret New Gig Has Experts Furious—And Your Car Insurance Is About to Skyrocket

In a twist that has consumer watchdogs sounding the alarm, disgraced former LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman—best known for his explosive testimony in the O.J. Simpson trial—has reportedly been hired as a consultant by a major auto insurance company. His mission? To create a “predictive profiling” algorithm that rates drivers based on criminal record proximity and “neighborhood guilt.”

SHOCKING MOMENT: Patriotic Kenny Forced to Pay $2.50 Just to Watch Fireworks on His OWN Street? 🚨🇺🇸

You read that right. A man named Kenny, a proud American veteran who decorates his entire block for the 4th of July, just got a rude awakening. He was told by his HOA that his giant, handmade “Freedom Isn’t Free” flag display (which costs him $200 a year in lumber and paint) violates a new “clutter” ordinance. But that’s not the viral part.

SHOCKING NEW ECLIPSE TAX: You now owe the government $50 just to LOOK UP!

Forget missing the celestial event—Americans are now being hit with a surprise “Eclipse Viewing Fee” buried deep in the fine print of a new infrastructure bill. That’s right, the government is charging you $49.99 for “atmospheric light interruption usage.” And it gets worse: if you take a picture, it’s an extra $20. Credit card companies have already started auto-drafting the money from bank accounts, catching millions of families off guard just days before the big event. Your wallet is about to get eclipsed, and there is no “refund for cloudy skies.”

SIMI VALLEY, CA — In a development that has moral watchdogs and community leaders reeling, the devastating Simi Valley fire, which has already consumed over 12,000 acres and destroyed more than 40 homes, is now being linked to a shocking lack of communal discipline. Arson investigators have confirmed that the blaze was ignited by a discarded, unauthorized “firework mortar” launched during a private house party that allegedly glorified ‘living for the moment.’

Skeptical Observer’s Viral Newsflash - by The Sanity Check Headline: It’s 2025. Why Are You Still Waiting for a Game That Doesn’t Want You to Own It?

Forza Horizon 6 doesn’t have a release time, user. It never did. That’s the trick.

Here’s what the gaming blogs and Microsoft’s PR machine won’t tell you: The “launch time” is irrelevant when the real product is an access pass, not a game. While you’re refreshing Twitter, searching “what time does Forza Horizon 6 come out,” and setting alarms for a midnight digital handover, the real winners aren’t the players—they’re the investors betting on your FOMO.

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“Her Private Hell: A Modern-Day Anne Frank in Silicon Valley?”

In a haunting echo of history, a reclusive tech heiress is found living in a hidden basement apartment—not from persecution, but from the brutal demands of an online empire she built and then couldn’t escape. Sound familiar? History buffs recall The Woman in the Attic: a forgotten socialite who sealed herself away for decades after a public scandal. But this time, the prison is self-made, and the key is a smartphone. Inside, every tweet, every like, every click was a silent scream. Is this the new Diary of a Nobody—or a warning we missed? #HerPrivateHell #HistoryRepeats

Solicitor General’s £400K ‘Common Sense’ Lesson: Councils Told to Stop Bending Rules for Bike Lanes.

🚨 BREAKING: MY TAX, MY ANGER. 🚨

Just read the latest from the Solicitor General’s office. You won’t believe this. They’ve finally told councils to stop ignoring the Highway Code and using “safety” as an excuse to rip out car parking spaces for pointless bike lanes.

But here’s the kicker—the legal bill for this “common sense” ruling? £400,000 of our money.

SOURCE: TRUTH SOCIAL - DATA ANOMALY DIVISION DATE: OCTOBER 24, 2023 HEADLINE: THE $47 GHOST: CRITICAL CODE GLITCH FLOODS TRUMP RX PRESCRIPTION SYSTEM WITH ‘PHANTOM’ DOSES

TAMPA, FL – A shocking data glitch has exposed a “matrix-level” error in the backend software for TrumpRX, the controversial direct-to-consumer telemedicine platform. Insiders report the system is hallucinating millions of phantom prescriptions, all coded to the exact dollar value of $47.00.

According to a whistleblower at the server farm in Sarasota, the glitch began at exactly 10:47 AM on Tuesday. The network’s algorithm, designed to dynamically price “Trump-approved” generic medications, appears to have become stuck in a pathological loop, randomly generating orders for a non-existent drug labeled “Lot 45-77-Benadryl Forte.”