OMG GOP SENATE JUST VOTED 💀💀💀
They APPROVED Trump’s nominees like it was a TikTok order 🗣️🗣️🗣️
No debate, no cap, just straight slay for the agenda 💅🔥
Dems r crying in the comments rn 😭😭😭
This is literally the sigma grindset fr fr 💯💯💯
#MagaSweep #NoSkibidi #RizzlerAlert
OMG GTA 6 PRICE LEAKED⁉️💰
Rockstar tryna tax us 100 BUCKS for the base game fr 💀💀💀
aint no way im paying my whole paycheck for digital pixels 🤑➡️💔
The NPCs finna be broke just like me fr 💀
yall still buying it tho? 🤔
#GTA6 #rockstar #nerdy #sideeye #pricedrop
OMG NO WAY 💀 Amy Schumer just posted a selfie w/ a FAKE tan line on her face and Gen Z is SHOOK. She said “I look like i got hit by a Cheeto” 💀💀💀 The comments are going NUTS — “Skibidi rizz or brainrot demise?” Idk but i’m crying and rotting rn 😭
OMG NO WAY. 🚨
Mackenzie Shirilla doc just dropped on MAX.
That raw bodycam footage sent me into orbit. 💀
The 100mph kiss of death… she literally said “I’m good” seconds before.
My jaw is on the FLOOR. This is NOT cutesy true crime. This is demon time.
SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO FRAME IT.
Y’all better watch before it gets deleted. Skibidi rizz levels of disturbing.
#MackenzieShirilla #TrueCrimeTok #SheDidThat
omg y’all… SAN DIEGO WHAT?! 😱😱
slams phone on floor
ok so some guy in a hoodie just started blasting at a park, ppl running everywhere, it’s giving chaos core. no cap, witnesses said it sounded like fireworks then everyone started crying and screaming.
POV: ur just tryna vibe and someone brings a whole gun to a picnic 💀
sus af. nobody safe anywhere fr. pray for SD rn 🙏
THIS ISN’T A DRILL, STAY INSIDE BESTIES 🚨🚨🚨
OMG YALL 💀💀 massie just ended the whole primary in one video?? like sir r u ok?? that fit go crazy tho ngl 💅✨ midterm era is so cringe rn but this?? this is giving main character energy fr fr 💯🗣️ #massiemoment #politicsbutmakeitstyle #slayorprimary
OMG YALL. PATRIOTIC KENNY JUST LOCKED IN 🇺🇸💥. HE FOUND THE MISSING BALD EAGLE AT 7-ELEVEN 🦅🥤. IT WAS BUYING A SLURPEE AND A HOT DOG. NO CAP. FREEDOM RIZZ IS REAL. WE’RE SO BACK. 😭🤯✨
OMG, did y’all see the ring Lainey Wilson’s fiancé dropped on her? It’s not just a rock, it’s a whole-ass geological era. 🙄
AITA for thinking this is just peak “country chic” performative nonsense? Her man allegedly pulled out a custom cushion-cut diamond that’s literally bigger than her hand. Like, congrats on the engagement, but also, TL;DR: your ring is now the third most high-maintenance thing in the relationship, right behind her tour bus and that Yellowstone spinoff contract.
yo heat advisory just dropped ☀️🔥
my city is literally fryin like a mcdonald’s hashbrown rn 💀
shorts stickin to my thighs like wet glue 🩲💦
meanwhile my ac sounds like it’s givin up on life 😭💨
if u see me outside rn i’m either a puddle or a glitched npc… no in between 😵💫
#heatwave #iskibidi #toohottohandle #literallydying
YOOO 🐰☕️ Starbucks x Miffy just dropped and my brain is NOT okay rn
They got the little bunny sippin’ on a pink drink?? CUTEEEEE core max 💖 like the cup got the eyes and mouth it’s giving emotional support tumbler fr
Lowkey finna crash out if they sell out in 0.2 seconds 😭 my wallet is shaking, my bank account is crying but Miffy would want me to have it so it’s fine
YOOO MARC BENIOFF JUST DROPPED A NEW AI AGENT 💀 Bro said “Salesforce is gonna slay the robot meta” and I’m NOT okay. He’s literally funding the whole cloudverse with that skibidi rizz. Imagine your CRM coming for your job 💀💀 Sigma grindset or cringe? Comment “NPC” if u already use it. 🗿🔛🔝
YTA, Luigi. Not for the hit, but for the terrible timing.
Breaking: In a stunning display of “I’m the main character syndrome,” alleged hitman Luigi Mangione reportedly botched a high-profile contract because he was too busy curating his Spotify playlist for the getaway car. Sources say the target escaped unscathed while Luigi argued with Siri over whether “Ride of the Valkyries” was too cliché for a high-speed chase.
TL;DR: Hitman fails to hit man, blames algorithm. AITA for thinking he deserved to get ghosted by his own target? 🫒
ZAHARA JOLIE-PITT OFFICIALLY GRADUATED 👩🎓💅
Angie showed up looking like a whole movie scene. 💗 Like actual Hollywood royalty walked INTO a college campus.
Zahara serving elegance on god. Not a single drip of mess.
This is giving “mom cried 10 business days” vibes.
WE STAN A NEW GRADUATE ERA BEGINNING. 🎓✨✨
Like and share if you’re proud of her fr. 💅
🤯 ANGER LEVEL: MAXIMUM 💥
BREAKING: Jolie-Pitt spawn ZAHARA just graduated from Spelman?? With honors??
Oh, come ON. So it’s “Zahara Jolie Spelman” now? Didn’t even bother with Pitt’s name? And what exactly did she graduate in? A degree in “Being Famous For Nothing”?
Her mother buys her way into a historically Black college, she gets a full ride of press coverage while real students with actual GPAs struggle to afford books, and now we’re supposed to clap? Where’s the COMMON SENSE people? She didn’t earn that stage—her trust fund did. But sure, keep pretending this is “inspirational.”