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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Theatrical Re-Release, Promises ‘More Crying, Less Plot’ for the Poors Who Missed the First 47 Showings

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Servers Go Down Again, And The Internet’s Collective Coping Mechanism Is Peak Cringe

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#ZOE

Zoe Saldaña Finally Admits She’s ‘Tired’ Of Playing Blue Characters, Asks If She Can Just Be A Normal Human For Once

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#LIONEL

Lionel Richie Just Admitted His Biggest Regret, And It’s Exactly The Kind Of Boomer Take You’d Expect

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Dropped The Mic On Congress And Now Everyone’s Choosing Sides

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#PASSENGER

Air Canada Passenger’s ‘Unhinged’ Response To Flight Delay Goes Viral, And Honestly? We’ve All Been There

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#BAHRAIN

Man Goes to Bahrain for Vacation, Accidentally Solves the Middle East, Gets Arrested for His Trouble

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#SCOTT

Scott Pelley Signs With CAA, Because Apparently Just Being a CBS News Legend Wasn't Enough

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#KEITH

Keith Urban’s Latest Cash Grab Is So Desperate He’s Now Selling ‘Soul Patches’ for Your Aura

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#ED

Ed Norton is Now a Bounty Hunter, and Honestly, That Tracks

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#CITIZEN

Local Man Single-Handedly Solves Crime Wave By Being More Unhinged Than The Actual Criminals

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#JD

# Usha Vance’s “Brat Summer” Is Breaking the Internet, And MAGA Is Having a Full Meltdown

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#DAVID

David Bromstad’s New ‘Dream Home’ Is a Nightmare for Haters—And I’m Here for It

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#FAITH

Faith Hill Spotted Looking ‘Miserable’ at Tim McGraw Concert, Fans Predict Imminent Divorce (Again)

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#STATIN

Statin Side Effect Nightmare? Scientists Say They Can Now Predict If You’ll Turn Into a Human Puddle

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