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#SENATE

Senate Walks Back Rebuke, Admits They Got Scared of Their Own Reflection

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Tried to Buy You a Beer, and You Still Hate His Guts

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey’s Midlife Crisis Hits Peak Cringe: Dumps ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Money Into Creepy-Ass Small Town

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#SURGERY

My Surgeon Ghosted Me Mid-Procedure, So I Took A Lyft To The Nearest ER

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#PCE

Millennial Finally Realizes Their Entire Personality Was Just A Trauma Response To That One PCE Report From 2014

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#TICKETMASTER

# Ticketmaster Finally Admits It’s Actually Just A Glorified Scalping App With HR Department

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#LAINEY

Lainey Wilson’s Boots Are Too Big For Her Own Good (And She’s Loving It)

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#LAW

# Man Gets 15 Years for Stealing $2M in Dino Bones, But Let’s Be Real—We’re All Just Mad We Didn’t Think of It First

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#STEAM

Steam Summer Sale 2026 Breaks The Internet After Valve Accidentally Prices Every Game At Negative $69.69

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#ANNA

Anna Paulina Luna’s Neighbors Finally Snap, Blockade Her House Like She Blockaded the Border

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave Detected Under Las Vegas Strip, Locals Blame It On The Hangover From Hell

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#YILDIZ

Yildiz, You Absolute Disaster: Turkish Star Just Vaulted Himself Into the Hall of Fame for Worst Misses of All Time

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#XBOX

Xbox Just Raised Prices, Because Apparently Your Wallet Wasn’t Crying Hard Enough

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#BRAMERTON

Bramerton Big Cat 'Definitely Not A House Cat,' Says Man Who Has Never Seen A House Cat

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#DAVID

# Man Who Lives Like It’s 1999 Accidentally Becomes Crypto Millionaire, Refuses to Spend a Single Penny

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