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#ALITO

# Supreme Court’s "BFFs" Alito and Sotomayor Forced to Share a Carpool Lane, Chaos Ensues

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#SPRING

Spring Has Sprung: The Annual Gaslighting Where We Pretend Pollen Doesn't Exist

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#RECKLESS

# Man Child Sues Lego After Stepping On Brick, Demands Millions For “Psychological Warfare”

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#PASSENGER

Air Canada Passenger’s ‘Petty Revenge’ On Seat Recliner Sparks International Incident, Gets Banned From Maple Syrup For Life

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#KEITH

Keith Urban Accidentally Plays a Guitar Solo So Sick It Took Out the Power Grid in His Own Nashville Suburb

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#BRAD

Brad Pitt’s New Girlfriend Is a 43-Year-Old Jewelry Designer, Because Of Course She Is

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#STATIN

New Study Says Your Leg Pain Might Be Your Statin’s Revenge Plot, And They Finally Know Who’s Getting It

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#ED

Ed Norton’s Abs Flickers On Screen, Immediately Files Restraining Order Against Entire Internet

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#EMILIA

# Emilia Clarke Says She’d ‘Totally’ Play Daenerys Again, And Honestly, We’re Not Ready For That Emotional Rollercoaster

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Re-Release, Because Apparently We Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

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#BAHRAIN

Bahrain’s ‘Human Rights’ Team Tries To Flex On A Florida Girl Boss, Gets Absolutely Roasted Into The 7th Century

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#GREGG

Gregg Phillips Hires a Team of Lawyers to Sue Anyone Who Calls Him a Liar, Because That’s Not Ironic at All

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#JD

# Usha Vance’s “Humble” Childhood Home Is a $1.5M Mansion, And Reddit Is Having a Field Day

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#CAR

Car Insurance CEO Basically Asks ‘Have You Tried Not Crashing Your Car Into A Building?’ After Rates Skyrocket

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Accidentally Does Her Job, Internet Immediately Loses Its Damn Mind

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