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#DAVID

David Bromstad’s 'Love at First Sight' Victim Says He’s Being Ghosted Harder Than My Last Hinge Match

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#DAYCARE

My Kid’s Daycare Sent a 47-Page Invoice for “Emotional Damage,” and Reddit is Calling for a Class Action

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#FLU

Nobody Asks To Be A Needle Pincushion, But Anti-Vax Karens Are Literally Dying On A Hill Of Their Own Stupidity

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#IMMUNIZATIONS

# Man Childishly Throws Tantrum Over Lifesaving Immunizations, Gets Vaxxed Anyway

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#RENE

OK, Boomer, Hold My Red Card: The Revenge of the Scorpiest Keeper on Earth

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#SEVERE

Severe Thunderstorm Watch? More Like ‘Get Ready for Mother Nature to Drop the World’s Worst Water Balloon’

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#PITT

# Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s $350M Miraval Wine War Just Got Juicier Than a Cabernet

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#MOTOR1

Motor1 Announces New SUV That’s Just a Sedan With a Slight Attitude Problem

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#SHAKIRA

Shakira Finally Admits Her Hips Don't Lie, But Her Tax Returns Apparently Do

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#MAREN

# Country Star Maren Morris Finally Admits She’s Been “Scared Shitless” Of Her Own Fans For Years, And Honestly, Same

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#SEVERE

Severe Thunderstorm Warning Issued For Your Area, But Let’s Be Real, You’re Still Going To Grill

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#ELECTRIC

Elon Musk’s Cybertruck Finally Ships, Immediately Gets Stuck in a McDonald’s Drive-Thru (And Other Signs the EV Revolution is Fine)

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#DONALD

Trump’s New "Energy Dominance" Executive Order: Polluters Get A Pardon, You Get The Fumes

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#CHARLES

Charles Q. Brown Jr. Gets Dragged Into Culture War BS Because Of Course He Does

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#DAVID

David Muir’s Face Finally Freezes in Place, Declared National Monument

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