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#POWER

Local Man’s Entire Personality Held Together By Single Circuit Breaker, Neighborhood in Crisis

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#SHIP

Holy Shit, A Massive Cargo Ship Just Did a U-Turn in the Middle of the Ocean to Avoid a Single, Very Confused Whale

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#NATO

NATO Finally Admits It’s Just A Book Club For Countries With Too Many Tanks

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#CARRIER

No, You Can’t Park Your Prius in the Carrier Strike Group’s Spot, Karen

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#ESTATUS

"America to Migrants: You Can Stay, But We’ll Make It Feel Like a Netflix Series That Got Canceled After Season 1"

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#ARREST

The Man Who Allegedly Farted On A Cop Is A Hero We Don't Deserve

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#LIONEL

Lionel Messi’s Net Worth is So Absurdly High He Could Literally Buy Every Single One of Your Ancestors’ Graves and Still Have Change for a Cup of Coffee

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#GIGI

Gigi Hadid Finally Admits She’s Just As Tired Of Her Own Drama As We Are

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#KARLIE

Karlie Kloss Is a Tech Gal Now, and She Just Wants You to Know She’s Definitely Not a Supermodel Anymore (Please Clap)

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#SELENA

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift’s ‘Rehearsal’ Was Just a 45-Minute Therapy Session Where Neither Sang a Single Note

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#PETE

Pete Hegseth Accidentally Starts WW3 After Trying to Do His Own Taxes

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#KELSEY

No One’s Safe: Kelsey Rowing Agreed To Pay For Her Dogs’ Euthanasia, Then Ghosted The Vet And Demanded A Refund On Venmo

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#IS

Costco’s 4th of July Hours Are a Patriotism Test and Americans Are Failing Miserably

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#MELISSA

# Woman Furious After Husband's "Surprise" Vacation Turns Out to Be a Weekend at His Mom's House — And She Has to Sleep on an Air Mattress

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#WASHINGTON

Washington, D.C. Finally Discovers What The Rest Of The Country Knew All Summer: It’s Hot Outside

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