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#CERN

CERN’s Apocalypse Button Fails Again: Scientists Pissed They Can’t Open A Portal To Hell This Month

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#COMCAST

Comcast Customer Trapped In 7-Year Chat Loop With AI That Keeps Apologizing By Raising His Bill By 3% Each Time

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#E

# Judge Lets E. Jean Carroll’s Defamation Suit Against Trump Move Forward, Because Apparently We’re Doing This Again

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#HOUSE

House Conservatives Launch "Save America Rebellion"—Proceeds To Save Nothing, Burn Everything

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#WIMBLEDON

Wimbledon’s Strawberries And Cream Are A Straight-Up Scam And I’m Tired Of Pretending They Aren’t

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#RICK

Rick Scott and Donald Trump Had a "Secret Meeting" and Nobody Is Even Pretending to Be Shocked

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#SSI

SSI Recipients Fuming After Government Announces ‘New Algorithm’ to Calculate Payments, Accidentally Sends Checks to 47 People Named ‘Chad’

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#HUDSON

# Hudson River Gateway Project Lawsuit: NIMBYs Finally Win the Battle Against Progress Itself

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#SUZUKI

Suzuki Finally Admits They’ve Been Making the Same Car Since 1985, Nobody Surprised

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#CAVE

# Man Who Lived In A Cave For 500 Days Has Absolutely Zero Regrets, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind

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#LIZZO

# Lizzo Shows Up to 2026 BET Awards Looking Like She Lost a Fight With a Glitter Bomb, Reddit Immediately Crashes

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#DAVE

"The Guy Who Made 'Save the Children' Cool Again Is Now Begging for His Own Rescue—Dave Portnoy Gets Ratioed Into Oblivion"

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#AMANDA

Amanda Batula Finally Admits She’s ‘Not Okay’ With Kyle Cooke, And Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming From Orbit?

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#WALTON

Florida Man’s Final Boss: Walton Goggins Unleashes ‘Boomhauer’ Energy On Feral ‘Gator, Wins Tuesday

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#MTG

# Wizards of the Coast Drops Another Banned List Nuke, Commander Players Left Holding Their Bags and Crying Over Pringles

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