VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#PERSIAN

U.S. Military Sends More Ships to Persian Gulf, Locals Confused Why We’re Still Policing a Puddle We’ve Already Won Three Times

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#AURORA

Aurora Borealis Fans Are Furious That Their Northern Lights Trip Got Ruined By The Sun Doing Exactly What It's Done For 4.6 Billion Years

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#TEXAS

Texas’s New Law Bans Paying People to Help You Vote — Because Apparently Democracy Is a Hustle Now

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#SWIMMING

Swimming Pool Bans Dudes With Saggy Balls, Cites ‘Biohazard Risk’ To Female Olympians

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#CARL

# Man Who Sued NASA Over Asteroid Gets Sued Himself For Allegedly Scamming Grandma Out Of Life Savings

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Rules You Can’t Sue Your Boss For Being A God Complex-Having Nightmare (Unless They’re Really, Really Stupid About It)

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#HOUSING

Landlord Installs AI Camera in Tenant’s Bathroom to “Prevent Mold,” Claims It’s Totally Normal

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#BANKING

Bank CEO Accidentally Admits In Court That Banks Are Just ‘Legally Protected Gambling Houses For Rich People’

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#HOUSE

# "House Conservatives Launch 'Save America' Rebellion, Promptly Forget What They're Saving It From"

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#KEN

Ken Paxton Finally Finds Something He Won’t Sue Over: His Own Brain Cells

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#SSI

SSI Recipients Furious After Finding Out Their ‘Raise’ Is Literally Just Inflation Finally Catching Up

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#DEPORTACIÓN

# Man Gets Deported to Mexico Mid-Taco Bell Run, Claims Border Patrol ‘Ruined His Crunchwrap Supreme’

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#JETBLUE

JetBlue Pilot Plays Real-Life "Angry Birds" With Drone Over JFK, Somehow Doesn't Get Fired (Yet)

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#OLSEN

Trent Olsen, the Forgotten Third Twin, Finally Got Married, and Nobody Knows How to Feel About It

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#STRAWBERRY

Strawberry Moon Has People Feeling Some Type of Way (Probably Because They Forgot to Charge Their Crystals)

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