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#MONACO

Monaco’s Latest Power Move: Fishing Tourists Out of the Sea With a Net Because They’re Basically Just Tuna Now

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Justices Literally Just Decide What Laws Mean Now, And Apparently That’s Fine

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#TRUMP

Trump’s Accounts Are Getting Deleted So Fast It’s Giving Whiplash—And No, We’re Not Talking About His Tax Returns

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#ELLIOT

# Elliot Page Says "I Was Not Celebrated" After Coming Out as Trans — And Reddit Has Thoughts

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#SWIMMING

Barely Legal: Florida Swim Center Bans Adults Without Kids, Citing 'Unsettling Vibes' From Lone Lap Swimmers

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#OLSEN

# Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Long-Lost Brother Trent Olsen Finally Ties the Knot, Internet Collectively Asks “Who?”

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#JETBLUE

# JetBlue Pilot Casually Drops Drone Strike Like It’s NBD, Internet Loses Its Collective Mind

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#CARL

# Man Who Sued NASA Over Asteroid Impact Admits He Was Just Trying To Get Free Pizza

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#MSTR

El Salvador’s Bitcoin Bet Backfires: Nayib Bukele Cashes Out, Leaving Diamond Hands Holding the Bag

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#DEPORTACIÓN

Deportation Dad Gets Roasted After Booting His Own Kid Back to the Car For “Not Following House Rules”

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#PERSIAN

The US Navy Is Literally Begging Iran To Start Something in the Persian Gulf (And Honestly, Who Could Blame Them?)

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#ISRAEL

IDF Confirms Ancient Cave Was Actually Just A Really Drafty Storage Room For Leftover Mana

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#WALTON

Walton Goggins Finally Admits He’s Only Been Playing Himself This Whole Time, And Honestly, We Should’ve Known

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#STRAWBERRY

Strawberry Moon Has Basic AF Energy and Honestly, We’re All Just Here for the Vibes

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#VLADIMIR

Putin Accidentally Reveals He's Been Running Russia On A Windows 95 Emulator, Blames 'Western Sabotage' For Lag

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