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#JCPENNEY

JCPenney Is Closing More Stores, Because Nothing Says "2024" Like A Dying Mall And Your Grandma’s Favorite Department Store Finally Kicking The Bucket

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#CHLOE

Chloe Sevigny Says Her Kid Isn't Allowed to Watch Her Movies, Which Is Smart Because That's a DSM-5 Diagnosis Waiting to Happen

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#HUD

Homelessness Policy Goes to Court, and Somehow Everyone’s Mad at the Same Pile of Tents

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#CORTE

Supreme Court Drops Ruling So Controversial Even They Looked Uncomfortable

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#OPM

OPM’s Deferred Resignation Program: The Government’s New ‘We’ll Pay You to GTFO’ Plan

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#HOLLAND

Holland’s New Climate Law Bans All ‘Non-Essential’ Air Travel—Including Your Trip to See Grandma

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#HAITIANS

Haitian Man Accidentally Creates ‘World’s Most Annoying Invention,’ Internet Promptly Loses Its Collective Mind

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#AIRLINE

AITA for Wanting the Plane to Crash Just So This Flight Would End?

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#EXPLOSIVE

# "I Thought It Was Just Bad Sushi": CDC Warns of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreading Faster Than Your Last Tinder Date

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#DONALD

Trump’s New Helipad Project Has Neighbors Fuming, And Honestly, Same

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#CONGRESSMAN

A 51-Year-Old Man Who Has Never Once Experienced Consequences Decides To Run For Governor Of New Jersey

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#JUSTIN

Justin Kluivert Finally Does Something His Dad Didn't: Get Kicked Out Of A Game For Being A Total Dweeb

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#ELECTRIC

Electric Forest 2026 Just Dropped a Lineup So Unhinged It Might Actually Summon the Forest Spirits

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#HUDSON

# Hudson River Gateway Lawsuit: New Jersey Drops a Nuke on Manhattan’s Train Tunnel, and Honestly, We Get It

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#BANK

I Accidentally Deposited My Dog’s Poop Bag, And Now The Bank Is Threatening To Close My Account

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