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#VALIANT

# U.S. Navy Admits $1.3B Warship Got Clapped By a Torpedo It Literally Saw Coming Because a Sailor Turned Off the Alarm

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#HENRY

Henry Schuster’s 60 Minutes Exit: Turns Out Even The News Can’t Handle The Truth

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#SPEAKER

# House Speaker Johnson Pulls a Houdini, Abandons Floor Agenda, Sends GOP Members Home Early as Rebellion Implodes Faster Than My Last Relationship

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#EXPLOSIVE

# "I Thought It Was Just Bad Sushi" – CDC Warns of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Outbreak Linked to TikTok Trend

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#EMERGENCY

# ER Doc Left Mid-Procedure to Grab Snacks, Patient Claims in Lawsuit That’s Peak 2024

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#MELAT

Melat Kiros Says She “Doesn’t Need” a Man to Be Happy, and the Internet Is Having an Absolute Meltdown

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#BIRTHRIGHT

Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban Gets Slapped Down So Hard By Judges It Left Fingerprints

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#POKÉMON

🔥 BREAKING: POKÉMON TCG 30TH ANNIVERSARY IS ABOUT TO BREAK THE INTERNET (AND YOUR WALLET) 🔥

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#SHERIDAN

SHERIDAN GORMAN JUST PULLED THE ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST 🚨🔥

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#SONNET

Shakespeare’s Sonnet 5 Is LITERALLY A Rizz Masterclass On Being A Glow Up Failure 💀🔥

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#TAYLOR

TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL IS BACK AND SHE’S DROPPING BOMBS LIKE IT’S A REALITY TV GRENADE 💣🔥

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#IRELAND

☘️ IRELAND IS ACTUALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER RN? 💀🇮🇪

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#CHILDREN

🥴⚽️ KIDS SOCCER IS LITERALLY A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX 💀 (HERE’S THE UNHINGED TRUTH)

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#MANNY

MANNY RUTINEL IS ACTUALLY UNREAL 🚨🇺🇸 I'M SCREAMING

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#FABLE

FABLE 5 IS REAL AND IT'S ALREADY EATING 💀🔥

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