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#HALLAND

Alright, here's the story, served up with a side of Midwest nice and a dash of existential dread.

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#DONALD

Donald Trump’s New Helipad Is a Flex So Hard, Even the Concrete is Begging for a Restraining Order

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#JCPENNEY

# JCPenney Is Shutting Down More Stores And Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming?

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#AIRLINE

# Passenger Demands Entire Plane Wait For Her Connecting Flight, Gets Reality Check Instead

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#JASON

Jason Statham Watches ‘The Meg’ With Great White Sharks, Refuses to Flinch

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#SCOTUS

SCOTUS Finally Does Something Useful: Rules You Can’t Just Shoot Your Neighbor Because They Play Nickelback At 3 AM

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#MARTHA

Martha Stewart Finally Admits She’s Been Alive Since The Cretaceous Period, Drops Ancestry Bombshell

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#DONALD

Donald Trump’s July 4th Event Was Basically a Fever Dream Featuring a Tank, A Keyboard Warrior, and Your Granddad’s BBQ

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#JORGE

# Man Who Spent 30 Years Building a Tiny House in His Backyard Gets Furious When City Tells Him to Tear It Down, Calls Them "Communists"

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#FARGO

You Can’t Make This Up: North Dakota Man Uses ‘Fargo’ as His Entire Defense in Court, Judge Not Impressed

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#DAVID

TikTok Manager Who Ghosted 200 Job Applicants Finally Responds—With The Most Unhinged Email You'll Ever Read

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#ANA

Ana Barbara’s Latest Meltdown is a Masterclass in ‘Main Character Syndrome’—And We’re Here for It

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#HENRY

Henry Schuster Decides His 60 Minutes Contract Wasn’t Worth A Life Sentence In That Chair

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#EMERGENCY

# Man Shows Up to ER With Toaster Stuck on Head, Asks Staff If They Can "Just Pop It Off Real Quick"

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#NIGERIA

Nigerian Prince Finally Admits His Emails Were a Scam, Says He ‘Got Tired of Lying’ After 15 Years

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