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#MOON

Massive "Supermoon" Tonight Will Be So Bright It'll Literally Ruin Your Horoscope For A Week

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#TRUMP

Trump's Social Media Accounts Are Basically a Digital Hoarder's Paradise, Complete With Crypto Scams and AI-Generated Hamster pics

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#VANITY

Vanity Fair’s Katseye Profile is Peak ‘Pick Me’ Energy, and I’m Here for the Secondhand Embarrassment

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#ROBERT

# RFK Jr. Just Gutted The EUA Emergency Powers, And The Internet Is Absolutely Losing Its Shit

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#TOM

Tom Kean, Jr. Accidentally Votes Against Hurricane Relief, Blames "Confusing Button Layout"

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#HUD

HUD’s New Homelessness Policy Gets Roasted in Court Like a Burnt S’more

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#CRUNCHYROLL

Crunchyroll CEO Admits Paying $50 A Month For Subway Footlongs Is ‘Pretty Much The Same’ As Anime Subscription

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#FRANCE

# French Fry-diculous: Paris Hits 108°F as Macron Bans AC, Tells People to "Embrace the Warmth"

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#MARK

# Mark Harmon Returning for 'NCIS: Origins' Because Apparently the World Didn't Have Enough Prequels

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#THUNDERSTORM

# Man Tries to Outrun Thunderstorm on Motorcycle, Gets Absolutely Wrecked by Physics

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#CHOLESTEROL

Man Who Ate 47 Eggs a Day Shocks Doctors By Being ‘Perfectly Fine’ — Internet Loses Its Mind

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#STRAIT

Strait Of Hormuz Goes Full Mad Max As Iran Seizes Tanker, World Pretends To Be Shocked

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#NEW

My Neighbor Just Bought a House, and Now I’m Convinced Suburbia Is a Cult

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#TOMMY

Tommy Paul’s Girlfriend Just Nuked His Entire Dating History On TikTok, And Honestly? We Stan

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#CHLOE

Chloe Sevigny Shows Up To The Met Gala In A Garbage Bag, Internet Has Mixed Feelings

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