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#MSTR

# Man Spends Life Savings On MSTR Stock, Now Claims He’s 'Financially Enlightened' After Losing 80%

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s Bizarre New ‘Pajama Meta’ Mandate Has Employees Begging For Elon To Buy Them Out

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#CRUNCHYROLL

Crunchyroll Bends the Knee, Announces New 'AI-Powered, Ultra-Personalized' Anime Dub Feature That Definitely Won't Suck

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#SWIMMING

Swim Coach Fires Off ‘Passive-Aggressive’ Note About ‘Smelly’ Kid, Gets Absolutely Roasted Online

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#KATHIE

Kathie Lee Gifford Admits She’s Been in ‘Chronic Pain’ for Years, and the Internet Is Shocked She’s Not Selling a CBD Gummy

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#DISNEY

Disney Accused of Running a Secret ‘VIP’ Line That Lets Rich People Cut in Front of Kids for Hours

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#EDDA

# Woman Fakes Death, Moves to Portugal, Gets Caught Because She Couldn't Shut Up About It on Facebook

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#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Gate: Iran’s Navy Basically Just Flashed a Laser Pointer at the US and Called It a Day

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#ISRAEL

The IDF Is Literally Digging a Cave Under Gaza, and Reddit Already Has the Memes

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#CHOLESTEROL

‘Murica Finally Confronts Its Biggest Enemy: Eggs, Apparently

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#HICKENLOOPER

Colorado Governor Admits He Accidentally Vaped Weed During A Press Conference, And Honestly, Same

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#HOUSING

Housing Authority Declares War On Mold, Tenants Ask "Why Not The Rent?"

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#BANKING

Bank CEO Accidentally Admits In Court That Your Savings Account Is Just A Wish

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#FARGO

# Local Man Discovers He’s Been Paying For Netflix For 14 Years, Also Discovers He’s A Complete Idiot

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#CORTE

Supreme Court Accidentally Legalizes Something Wild, Americans Immediately Ruin It

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