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#CALAIS

BRO, A 14-YEAR-OLD JUST COOKED THE ENTIRE NBA DRAFT SYSTEM 🔥🔥🔥

🔥 Vol: 2000

#MARK

MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST COOKED SO HARD HE MIGHT BAN HIMSELF 🔥🔥🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#MELAT

MELAT KIROS: THE ETHIOPIAN-AMERICAN QUEEN BREAKING THE INTERNET 🚀🇪🇹

🔥 Vol: 500

#BIG

Big Brother: UNLOCKED – The Wildest Twist in Reality TV History Just Broke the Internet 💥🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#PARAMOUNT

PARAMOUNT PLUS ‘LANDMAN’ CAST JUST RAISED THE BAR SO HIGH WE’RE ALL IN DEBT NOW 🔥🔥🔥

🔥 Vol: 2000

#EDDA

"The Girl Who Broke the Internet (and Your Screen) — Meet Edda Elisa Pilz, the AI-Generated Queen of Chaos"

🔥 Vol: 2000

#GATOR

🐊💀 FLORIDA MAN VS 12-FOOT GATOR: THE WILDEST FIGHT YOU'LL SEE TODAY 💀🐊

🔥 Vol: 2000

#HUDSON

🚨 THE HUDSON TUNNEL IS FINALLY GETTING FIXED AND IT’S THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING IN AMERICAN HISTORY 💀💸

🔥 Vol: 100

#ERIN

ERIN KRAKOW IS LOWKEY HOLDING HALLMARK HOSTAGE AND WE’RE ALL OBSESSED 😳🔥

🔥 Vol: 1000

#MICROSOFT

MICROSOFT LAYS OFF MORE XBOX STAFF 💀 GAMING INDUSTRY IN SHAMBLES RN 🎮🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#KATHIE

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD REVEALS THE CHRONIC PAIN THAT ALMOST BROKE HER 💀🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#VANITY

VANITY FAIR JUST PUT KATSEYE ON THE MAP AND I’M NOT OKAY 💥🔥

🔥 Vol: 10000

#CLAUDE

🚨 AI JUST PULLED A MOVE THAT HAS SCIENTISTS SHOOK 😱🧪

🔥 Vol: 200

#MSTR

MSTR: THE STOCK THAT MAKES CRYPTO LOOK LIKE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT 📈💀

🔥 Vol: 5000

#MISSING

Kid Goes MISSING in Albany NY – And the INTERNET Is Losing It 😱🚨

🔥 Vol: 1000