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#HOWARD

# Finance Bro Turned Trade War General: Howard Lutnick’s Glow-Up Has DC Shook

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#UNKNOWN

# CEO of Unknown Worlds Eats Crow After Krafton Bonus Gate: "I Didn't Mean to Sound Like a Greedy Goblin"

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#EMERGENCY

Emergency Room Staffer Brags About ‘Refusing to Treat’ Homeless Man Until He Apologized, Gets Absolutely Roasted

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#SOCIAL

Social Security Admin Sends Boomers '250th Anniversary Cards,' Demands They Work Until 2100

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#DISABILITY

Disability Influencer Charged After Faking Quadriplegia For Years, Grifting Thousands From Followers

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#COUNTRY

Country Music Star’s Cancer Fight is Just Another Sad Country Song, But This Time The Refrain is ‘I Should Have Had Better Insurance’

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#FUNDRAISER

Some Guy Literally Just Asked For $1 Million On GoFundMe And It’s Working Somehow

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#JUDGES

Judges Block Trump Loan Regulation, Leaving Poor People To Fend For Themselves With Their Bare Hands And Bad Credit

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#ANA

Ana Barbara Hospitalized After Shady ‘Wellness’ Procedure; Fans Ask ‘What The Actual Fck, Girl?’

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#MORTGAGE

Mortgage Rates Hit 8%, Leaving Gen Z to Wonder if They Should Just Marry for the Down Payment

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#JASON

Jason Statham Finally Admits The Only Reason He’s Still Acting Is Because He’s Too Bald To Get A Real Job

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#JOHN

John Brennan Sues Trump Admin, Because Nothing Says 'Classy' Like Dragging Your Ex-Boss to Court Over a Security Clearance

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#ELECTRIC

Electric Forest Festival Baby Found, Parents Claim They ‘Forgot’ Kid Was In the Car For Three Days

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#FARGO

Fargo: The City So Nice, They Had to Invent a Whole New Crime to Explain It

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#VICTOR

Man Claims He Was Fired for Refusing to ‘Smile More’ at Work, Internet Asks ‘Are You a Woman or Just Ugly?’

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