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#VINTON

# Vinton County, Ohio, Declares War on Common Sense, Bans Sidewalks Because They 'Encourage Walking'

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#ELLE

Elle Fans Are Losing Their Damn Minds After This ‘Devastating’ Plot Twist (And Honestly, YTA If You’re Surprised)

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#EXERCISE

"Man Endures Military Simulation for 72 Hours, Emerges Convinced He Could Single-Handedly Win WWII"

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#RUSSIA

Russia Finally Invents Something New: A Weapon That Makes You Late For Work

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#PARTS

Local Man Discovers Parts and Service Department is Just an IKEA for Nightmares

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#STRANDS

Strands: The NYT Puzzle That Makes You Feel Like a Literal Garbage Person

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#HICKENLOOPER

Hickenlooper Accused Of Using Campaign Funds For Goat Yoga, Artisanal Pickling Classes

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#PRINCE

Prince William’s Latest PR Disaster: Tells Homeless Vet to ‘Get a Job’ While Literally Accepting a Medal for Charity Work

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#TOBACCO

Tobacco CEOs Admit They Knew Smoking Was Bad, But Did It For The Vibes (And Profit, Obviously)

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#SONY

# PlayStation Fanboys Are Having a Full Meltdown Because Sony Might Stop Making Physical Games, As If They Haven’t Been Downloading Day-One Patches For Years

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#MOON

Man Spends 6 Hours Staring at Moon, Discovers It’s Just “The Same Damn Rock”

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#REUTERS

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Just Got Approved for Human Trials. The First Volunteer Is Somehow You, the Taxpayer.

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#RICK

Rick Ross’s Latest Grift Has Him Living Rent-Free In A Whole New Mansion He Definitely Doesn't Own

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#POOH

# Pooh Shiesty’s Latest "Masterpiece" Is Just The Sound Of A Jail Cell Door Slamming—And Y’all Are Acting Like It’s Shakespeare

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#MICROSOFT

Microsoft Just Nuked Its Own Xbox Team, And Gamers Are Split Between 'LOL' And 'WTF'

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