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#ZELDA

# Nintendo's $60 Ocarina Of Time Remake Has No New Content, But At Least You Can Pay For DLC Later

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#JAPANESE

"Baka" Bomb: Japan’s New Torpedo Is So Smart It Might Outthink Its Own Crew, And I’m Terrified

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#MH

Coast Guard POV: Navy Helicopter Pulls Off "Splash Landing" In Arabian Sea, Internet Demands To Know Who Forgot The Floats

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#ED

Ed Harris Reportedly Refuses to Autograph ‘Westworld’ Blu-Rays Because He “Doesn’t Fing Remember Filming It”

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#DISABILITY

Disability Influencer Busted Faking Paralysis For Clout, Immediately Regrows Spine To Run From Backlash

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#UNKNOWN

# Krafton vs. Unknown Worlds: The Bonus Battle That’s Making Devs Rethink Their Life Choices

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#DONALD

Trump’s July 4th Meltdown: Forgets Words, Brawls With Bald Eagle, Accuses Flag of Cheating

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#CHRIS

Chris Brown’s Housekeeper Wins Lawsuit, Judge Rules ‘Breezy’ Must Pay Up—And Reddit Is Having a Field Day

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#IN

# In-N-Out Just Announced 6 New States, And The East Coast Is About To Be Humiliated By A Cheeseburger

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#MITCH

Mitch McConnell’s Face Finally Melts Off Mid-Sentence, Still Refuses to Retire

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#MARIO

# Nintendo Adds Real-Life Traffic to Mario Kart World: Finally, the Most Realistic Gaming Experience Since 2016

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#WAXING

Woman Gets Full-Body Wax, Discovers She Was Actually Just A Really Hairy Ghost This Whole Time

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#JOHN

Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Sues Trump’s Brain Trust, Blames ‘Emotional Distress’ After Getting His Security Clearance Yanked Like a Kid’s Xbox

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#ROYAL

Prince Andrew’s Scotch-Fuelled Edinburgh Pub Crawl Ends in a Tumble, Aide Accidentally Live-Streams the Whole Disaster

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#NARA

Nara Smith’s Husband Forced To Eat A Single Grain Of Rice For 72 Hours While She “Manifests” A Sandwich

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