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#AWER

Local Man Discovers 'Awer Mabil' Is Not a Person, Actually a Rare Genetic Condition, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind

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#DTE

DTE Customers Enter Day 4 of Power Outage, Locals Begin Worshipping the One Working Streetlight

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#DAYCARE

My Kid’s Daycare Has a 'Behavioral Report' System, and I Think My Toddler is Getting Framed by the Staff

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#IMMUNIZATIONS

“My Kid’s Not A Lab Rat”: Anti-Vaxx Mom Refuses School Shots, Gets Served A Lawsuit By Her Own 12-Year-Old

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#SEVERE

Severe Thunderstorm Watch Issued for Your Entire Existence, Meteorologists Say

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#IS

Starbucks Barista Refuses To Serve Customer On July 4th, Gets Roasted By Entire Store For Being A ‘Holiday Cop’

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#VACCINATIONS

My Cousin’s Kid Got Measles And Now My Entire Family Is Ghosting Me For Saying ‘I Told You So’

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#CHILDCARE

# Childcare Costs Have Officially Exceeded My Rent, So I Guess I'm Moving Into the Daycare Center

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#PRESCHOOL

Preschool’s New ‘Safe Space’ Rule Bans Saying ‘No’—Toddlers Now Just Negotiate Their Feelings in a Circle

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#CDC

CDC’s New Worst Nightmare: The Parasite That Makes You Love Raw Oysters Even More

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#VACCINES

Vaccines Are the New Participation Trophies: Here’s Why Your Unvaxxed Kid Is a Biohazard

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#HAPPY

# America Turns 250: A Bittersweet Birthday Where We’re All Just Trying Not to Burn Down the Cake

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#TV

# Local Man Discovers TV Host Is Actually Just A Guy Who Reads A Teleprompter, Still Demands Medal For "Surviving" The Revelation

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#RENE

# Former Soccer Star Rene Higuita’s Latest "Scorpion Kick" Is Just Him Trying To Open A Stubborn Jar Of Pickles And Ending Up In The ER

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#SHAKIRA

Shakira’s Hips Finally Sue Her For Emotional Distress After Decades of Non-Consensual Lying

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