VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#COLORADO

Colorado’s Primary Results Are In, and the Voters Have Once Again Proven They Have the Memory of a Goldfish

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#PRINCE

Prince William’s ‘Scotland Trip’ Was Just Him Trying to Avoid Doing the Dishes at Anmer Hall

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#LARA

Lara Trump Accidentally Reveals the GOP’s Secret ‘Voter Purge’ Playbook in a Brain Fart So Loud It Echoed Across the Atlantic

🔥 Vol: 500

#MIA

Mia Hamm’s Daughter Just Got Drafted Into The NWSL, And If You Thought The Nepotism Was Bad Before, Buckle Up

🔥 Vol: 2000

#MICROSOFT

Microsoft Lays Off 650 Xbox Employees, Proving That Even the Console Wars Have a “Git Gud” Phase

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#IN

The Internet Is Losing Its Damn Mind Over In-N-Out’s ‘Betrayal’ of Opening New Locations in These States

🔥 Vol: 2000

#INFECTION

Infected With Brain-Rot After Touching A Door Handle, Man Says It Was ‘Worth It’ For The Free Hand Sanitizer

🔥 Vol: 2000

#JUDGE

Judge Slams Gavel So Hard It Breaks, Instantly Achieves God-Tier Status Among Litigants

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#FORD

Ford Fires Electrician, Blames “Woke” Wiring, Union Loses Collective Mind

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#NEW

Homeowner Shocked To Discover ‘New Home’ Is Actually Just A Portal To Permanent Mortgage Hell

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#MARIO

# Nintendo Actually Drops a Mario Kart World Update, Immediately Removes What Fans Actually Wanted

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#DAGEN

# Fox News’ Dagen McDowell Just Went Full Unhinged On Live TV, And Even The Producers Seemed Scared

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#ZELDA

# Nintendo Drops Ocarina of Time Remake Price, Fans Realize Nostalgia Has a Ceiling

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#WAXING

# Entitled Bride Demands Bridesmaid Get Brazilian Wax For Wedding, Gets Reality Check When Friend Sends Her The Bill

🔥 Vol: 200

#JAPANESE

Japanese Torpedo From WWII Found Perfectly Intact in Pacific Ocean, Locals Stunned That It Didn’t Just Vanish Like My Will to Live

🔥 Vol: 1000