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#UNITED

“I Can’t Even Afford To Be Sick Anymore”: Senate Accidentally Legalizes Universal Healthcare Because Nobody Read The Bill

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#CIARRE

# Ohio Woman Files Lawsuit After Restaurant Charged Her for “Emotional Damage” Caused by Her Picky Eating

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#LLUVIA

# Man Spends $10K On "Rain Making Machine" To Piss Off Neighbors, Gets Flooded With Lawsuits Instead

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#HUMANOID

Humanoid Robot Quits Factory Job, Joins OnlyFans, Says "At Least The Humans Respect My Boundaries Here"

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#SAN

# SF Landlord Installs Literal Barbed Wire Fence Around City Park, Calls It ‘Community Beautification’

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#EMPIRE

The Empire State Building’s Hidden Purpose: A 9/11 ‘Dead Man’s Switch’ Designed to Control the Masses

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#MAHA

# MAGA MAGA Who? Trump’s ‘Groundbreaking’ Meeting With Farmers Is Just Another Reality TV Episode

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#VINTON

# Vinton County, Ohio: The Place Where Your GPS Goes to Die and So Do Your Dreams

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#CUBA

Cuba’s Desperate Plan to Save Its Economy is 2025’s Most Unhinged Plot Twist

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#GATOR

Florida Man's Genius 'Gator-Proof' Pool Fails Spectacularly, Reptile Now Rents Out Space on Airbnb

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#STRANDS

Strands Hint Sparks Chaos After Players Realize It's Just a Typo for 'Pants'

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#EXERCISE

Exercise Valiant Shield: The U.S. Military’s $300 Million Flex That’s Basically a Really Expensive LARP Session

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#PRINCE

Prince William’s “Secret” Royal Meltdown Sparks Global Side-Eye—Bros, He’s Just Like Us (But With Way More Spaniels)

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#PARTS

Parts and Service: The Two Words That Will Make You Miss Being Ghosted by a Tinder Match

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#LISA

Oh Great, Another Celeb Tells Us Their Totally Relatable Fart Story, This Time It’s Lisa Kudrow

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