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#JUDGES

Judge Blocks Trump Loan Regulation, Saving Us From… Checks and Balances? LMAO

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#VERA

Vera Wang, 75, Channels the Spirit of a Hangry Mall Goth at Hot Topic

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#LAW

Law Roach Roasts the Fashion Industry, Leaves Zendaya Fans in Shambles, and Honestly? We’re Here for It

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#DAGEN

The Internet Decided Dagen McDowell Is The Only Sane Person Left On TV, And Honestly, We Get It

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#KALSHI

Kalshi Just Legalized Gambling On The Weather, And It’s Going To Break The Economy

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#MORTGAGE

Homeowner Discovers Refinancing Rates Dropped to 2.99%, Immediately Melts Into Puddle of Regret Over 7.5% Mortgage

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#JUDGE

Judge Sullivan Throws Out USPS Ballot Rules, Election Integrity Freaks Out, Chaos Ensues

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#DANNY

Shocking New Update About danny glover That's Going Viral Across America Right Now

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#AMY

Amy Mickelson Gets Real About Phil's Betting Habit: "I Was the Designated 'Bag Holder' at Tournaments"

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#FDA

FDA Issues Salmonella Warning for Potato Chips, Because 2024 Can't Let Us Have Anything Nice

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#MOSCOW

Moscow Man Accidentally Orders 40,000 Pounds of TNT From Amazon, Calls Customer Service to 'Reschedule Delivery'

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#UNKNOWN

# Krafton Gives Devs "Performance Bonuses" That Somehow Total Less Than The Coffee They Spilled On The Server Racks

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#ROYAL

Prince William Accused of ‘Stealing the Spotlight’ by Wearing a Tie to a Funeral in Edinburgh

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#DAVID

David Streever Accidentally Saves Lives By Being A Total D-Bag About Ice

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#VILLAGE

YIKES, Karen: Village People Sue Trump For Using "Y.M.C.A."—But Their Real Crime Was Killing The Vibe

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