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#PRINCE

Prince William’s Scotland Tour: Literally Just Walking Around, Somehow Triggers Entire National Identity Crisis

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#SCIENTIST

Scientists Warn That If You Die, Your Consciousness Might Just Be Stuck In Your Dead Body For A While, So Congrats I Guess

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#MH

Navy Pilot Ditches $35 Million Helicopter in the Ocean Just to Prove He’s the Main Character

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#JUDGE

Judge Sullivan Drops the Hammer on USPS: Ballot Delivery Chaos or Just Tuesday?

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#MORTGAGE

Mortgage Refinance Rates Are Dropping, So Naturally Everyone Is Panicking About All That "Free Money" They’re Technically Not Getting

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#KALSHI

Kalshi Is Letting You Bet On Whether The Economy Implodes, But Don’t Call It Gambling, You Classless Degenerate

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#DAVID

David Streever’s Ice Warning Was Ignored. Then A $50,000 Boat Sunk In 3 Minutes.

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#COUNTRY

Country Music Star’s Cancer Battle Gets ‘Tougher Than a Two-Dollar Steak,’ Fans Lose Their Minds

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#EMPIRE

Empire State Building Climbers Finally Prove New Yorkers’ Greatest Fear: Yes, We Are Living in a Giant, Metal, Unsupervised Rat Cage

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#RABIES

# Man Gets Rabies From Bat, Blames Batman for "False Advertising" About Bats

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#PLAYSTATION

PLAYSTATION PLUS JUST DROPPED THE MONTHLY GAMES AND MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR 💀🔥

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#CHAD

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IS BACK AND HE’S LITERALLY THE SAME GUY 🔥💀

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#MATT

MATT SMITH JUST BROKE THE INTERNET (AND YOUR FYP) 🚨🔥

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#MELANIA

Melania’s Side-Eye Just Broke the Internet 🔥 The Silent Queen Strikes Again 💅

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#HAMDEN

HAMDEN, OHIO IS THE WILDEST SMALL TOWN YOU NEVER HEARD OF 🚨🚨🚨

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