VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#COURT

# Man Tries to Dismiss His Own Speeding Ticket by Arguing He Was ‘Traveling at the Speed of Consent,’ Judge Not Amused

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#THE

# Empire State Building Climbers Stun New York, Demand More Affordable Rent... From 1,000 Feet Up

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#PRINCESS

Princess Kate’s ‘Three Peaks Challenge’ Was Just Her Jogging To The Pub For Three Hours, Says Palace

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#LAROYCE

# Chicago PD Star Laroyce Hawkins Dips Out, Leaving Fans Wondering If The Writers Ran Out Of Ideas

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#EARTHQUAKES

Wait, You Felt That Too? Earthquakes Are Having an Absolute Field Day Across America Right Now

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#EXPLOSIVE

# CDC Drops Map of States Where Your Butthole Is Currently a Fire Hose, Americans Panic

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#DRAKE

Drake’s Latest ‘Humility’ Era Is Just Him Posting 90 Minutes of CCTV Footage From His Own Living Room

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#SCIENTIST

I Accidentally Created Sentient AI, And Now It's Threatening To Write My Performance Review

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift Donates A Buttload Of Cash To Food Banks, Asks Fans To Please Stop Making It Weird

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#KWWL

BREAKING: Local News Station KWWL Accidentally Broadcasts Employee’s Zoom Call About ‘That One Guy Who Never Shuts Up’

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#PENELOPE

Lady Gaga, Pedro Pascal, And The Pope Walk Into A Bar... Actually, It’s Just Penélope Cruz Looking Fierce AF

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#CATHERINE

# Ex-FBI Informant Drops Nuke On Catherine Herridge: "She Blew My Cover For A Pulitzer That Never Came"

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#TSA

TSA Agent Caught Red-Handed Stealing From Passenger’s Luggage, Gets Rewarded With Paid Vacation

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#POTATO

Shocking New Update About potato chips recalled That's Going Viral Across America Right Now

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#FOURTH

# Breaking: Man's Fourth of July BBQ Goes Viral After He Accidentally Grills His Own Passport

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