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#LAVAR

# LaVar Ball’s Latest “Master Plan” Backfires So Badly Even He Can’t Spin It

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#MARVEL

# Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Re-Release, Because Apparently We Didn't Suffer Enough The First Time

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#SPACEX

SpaceX Just Launched Another Rocket, And Nobody Cared Because We’re All Out Of Memes

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell Fucking Nails It By Admitting He’s Terrified His Kids Will Hate Him, While The Rest Of Us Pretend We’ve Got It All Figured Out

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#MICHAEL

Michael Rapino And Donald Trump Had A Convo And Nobody’s Sure If It’s A Business Deal Or A Fever Dream

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#CALIFORNIA

California Shaken by 4.7 Magnitude Earthquake, Residents Immediately Blame the Governor

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#SLATE

Slate Truck Forced To Return $900 Million In 'Found' Rocks After DOT Realizes They’re, Uh, Supposed To Be On The Ground

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#BANK

Bank CEO Forced To Live On Minimum Wage For A Week, Immediately Collapses After 48 Hours

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#JAMES

# Man Pleads Guilty to Price-Fixing Chicken Wings, Because Of Course That’s a Crime Now

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#ZENDAYA

Zendaya’s New Movie Has Critics Sobbing, But Let’s Be Real—She’s Just Playing Herself Again

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#JAPAN

# Japan’s Latest Earthquake Was So Intense It Shook The Sushi Right Out Of My Hands, And Honestly, Mother Nature Needs To Chill

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#TRUMP

Trump’s Lawyer Accidentally Admits He ‘Groped’ Cassidy Hutchinson in Capitol Bathroom, But It’s ‘Consensual’ Because She Didn’t Say ‘No’ Fast Enough

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#SHIPPING

My Neighbor’s Cat Has Been Getting ‘Amazon’ Delivered To My Porch For Six Months, And I Just Found The Receipts. AITA?

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#ROCKSTAR

Gamer Bro Pays $99.99 For GTA VI Pre-Order, Gets Surprised Pikachu Face When It’s Literally Nothing

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#COLIN

Colin Hanks Slanders His Own Dad, Tom Hanks, In Brutal Interview—And Honestly, He’s Got A Point

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